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*eats hardtack instead*

Oh, it's not done, I'm just taking a 5 minute break as per the Pomodoro time management method. So far... it sucks, I'm really bad at writing and I'm trying to make a good college essay. I'm sure with time and effort I'll have a good college essay... eventually.

This is a suspiciously specific denial. Fie. This is embarrassing... Apologies. *rereads for the 4th time*

A human can't be too careful round these parts. Sayonara. Ahh, I see! Thank you for enlightening me! (sounds good to me, if I ever have time to participate lol. I could probably join at lunch break today. And with that, this Knight has to go study if he wants to maintain his title of...

What is this strange contraption? *pokes it* (14th century Knights don't know how to tehc)

Saying that something isn't a TF agent increases the chance that it is a TF agent by about 500%

To be absolutely fair to me, it was I who nearly ended your life in the first place. That was not my intent, and I do not consider you in my debt. But I appreciate and accept the gesture nonetheless. *stashes necklace in inner vest pocket* And if you ever need my services, well, there isn't...

Oh thank God! My skills and legacy shall serve not only myself, but those that would seek the path of honor and righteousness after me! What a blessing! Excuse my paranoia. Souls are a touchy subject for us Knights.

HOLD IT When I die, I don't get to rest in peace? Is that not the definition of eternal damnation?

All due respect, I would much rather not disturb those that would rather be resting peacefully. But, I suppose if it's tradition of your kind... *bows back* I am deeply honored, and I shall use this power as sparingly as possible.

*recoils* What devilry is this! Art thou attempting to possess or otherwise enchant me? I've already defeated thee once, don't force my hand! *arms self with holy cross*

*de-armors*

*mentally notes never to consume any potions from ben909* *adjusts mental note to simply never consume anything offered to me in PVP ever*

Very well. If honor decrees thou must proffer some tribute, I shall accept wholeheartedly.

Now, I believe me and @TR273 were in the middle of a debate? *gives "Sir Bailey's Guide to Duels and Debates, Knight's edition," volume 4* I think the section on weapons is in this one. Somewhere around page 700, it's been a while since I've read it, sorry.

I'm no deity. Tis blasphemy to kneel before me. Rise! And don't dishonor me again!

(Well not with that attitude! @ben909 could fix that right up.)

N-nonsense! Thou shalt live! Here, I'll find you some– *pays you 700 in gold* Thank thee kindly!