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Technically, Sir John, though casually people just refer to me as "Ari". No one seems particularly formal round these parts. MEDIC! And may I have your name?

*examines quizzically* I'm not entirely sure! Non-human biology isn't a required course to become a Knight, or even a scholar.

Very well! I accept your surrender, and do not add any conditions. You fought well (though I can't say I condone that dirt throwing move.) *lifts you to your feet and returns your saber* Let's get you some medical attention, shall we? Tis my responsibility as the victor to provide for your...

HEY what did I just say about being equally armed! My ancestors are resting peacefully! Not fighting my battles for me! Scurvy cur, have at thee! *sheathes sword* *takes Ssaannttoo's saber* *attacks with dozens of quick swipes* I appear to not be an eggplant, so imma assume it's close enough to...

*defends against evil magic with holy cross* I'm invulnerable to magic based TFs! Which is part of why Eevee viruses strike such fear. I cannot defend gainst those, I have no tehc!

FIE! *opens visor* I should have seen such a dishonorable move coming from such scum as thee! Impugn my honor, throw dirt–Good luck negotiating an honorable surrender now! *wipes face, sheathes knife, retrieves sword* En guarde! *remembers @ssaannttoo 's saber in tree* *dashes to steal it*...

I thank thee kindly for your compliments and respect!

You... have your own knife, no? And I fairly disarmed thee. And you impugned my honor. Slaying thee in battle would indeed restore my honor, but typically my foes resign before then, which would be just as fine. Which I am also giving you the opportunity to do. At risk to my own life and limb...

*stops at neck* This is the part where you surrender and I don't have to kill you so I can restore my honor. Or maybe you attack me with your knife. You know, could go either way. Just know I'm prepared for both!

*pauses, mid knife strike* If you get to use magic, I must be equally equipped with magic! That's how duels work! For instance, me and Ssaannttoo are both armed with swords and other metal weapons, so it's a fair duel. What magic hath I? None! *resumes attempted stabbing*

*is pinned* Fie upon mine heavy armor! I could *struggle* easily escape yon stranglehold without it! *pauses* *smiles* Don't say I didn't warn ye fairly! *draws knife with right hand*

A knife! A fair move, given that I myself am packing one. Just FYI. Don't want any dishonorable surprises, do we? *throws sword to the ground* *swings warhammer with crushing two-handed strength*

*crushes ants with the secret Knight discipline of "stopping, dropping, and rolling"* Fie upon thee, TR273! You're next! *gets up, ignoring the few still-alive ants* Obviously you can win, obviously skill is much more important, anyone knows that! That is why I will trust in my many years of...

I'll fight anyone who desecrates my good name! I do not discriminate based on age! Ahh, the saber. A swords-furry of taste, I see. Keep in mind that the light weight will make you susceptible to disarmament and sundering at the heavy, blunt strike of my hammer. I personally prefer something...

*armors up* *brandishes sword and warhammer* Last chance to surrender and maintain some semblance of honor.

A threat! My honor's been impugned! I challenge you and your boys to a duel! *facepalm* I keep petitioning the Council to add a vow of chastity to the Knightly oaths but they won't listen! Misinterpretations like this could be incredibly easily avoided but *continues ranting*

You’re affiliated with the grammar nazis?

The former. I have grammatical standards, you know.

#omnivoresexisttoo

*clang*