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Awww. How much else am I missing on Telegram?

*defends with shield* *shield gets dented for sheer force* Still out for blood, I see. There’s a badass human. She looks like Knight material. No, a colony would be too good for them. Rats can’t thrive in sufficiently quality habitats. We should banish them to the sewers! For their own good.

Seconded! They’re so rare!

Oof. I didn’t notice, was too busy with vacation, but that sucks. Who says they’re mutually exclusive? Not intentionally. Muscle memory knows no faces.

Ooh. I’d love to meet him, assuming he’s nothing like the only other rat I’ve met so far. *glares at @metatherat* Also don’t touch me, if you don’t want a sudden reflexive knife slice to the face. Living round these chaotic creatures makes one paranoid.

The TF potion wore off! Woo! Proper bipedalism FTW! What’d I miss? A discussion of whether? Riveting.

Yes, you’ve discovered an excellent way to catch prey. Drug them first. Very honorable, I’m sure the hunt will be quite thrilling. *swirly eyes*

*laughs at high pitches* *struggles to escape* *but not really*

Blame monsieur frog. I can’t even see you right now, please don’t take offense to my insane ramblings.

Nein. Disculpe, pero no understando spanisho

Yo soy EXTREMELY loco, y no good el Spanisho when intoxicated

*winces* *tries to stumble to safety before hallucinations activate*

*rat yawn* Mornin. Fie, I see I’m still a rodent. No matter: I am still an alive rodent, and that’s what counts.

I’m game, but I’m currently on vacation and I’ll have anywhere from 1-10 hours to be able to do it, so no guarantees. Also I’ve never RPed before. I think I get the idea but y’all might have to educate me lol

“A bunch of randomness while we’re all online” sums up PvP nicely. Unless someone starts a round... *considers*

I don’t have the time, OCs, or skills for a formal RP, so I couldn’t contribute enough to pull my weight. Sorry. *rat thumbs up*

Party of adventurers? Why didn’t you say so! That’s far more fun—I mean, honorable than infesting.

Too soon. *assists in estate infestation* *making sure it’s of a dishonorable family who deserves it*

(The little shield thingie means “Victory point”) *also gnaws on copper* Tastes funny.

Suspiciously specific denials are both suspicious and specific. Woah woah, Dominion is NOT a CCG. It is infinitely superior. In any given Dominion game, both players start with the same cards and have access to the same cards. No pay to win. Much fairer. Anyways, I’m glad you asked! Rats is...