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16th century Batman

Just park your car in the middle of the road with the headlights on. He'll be sure to stop.

We're just under a severe thunderstorm watch for another ten minutes or so. No tornado watch. Tornadoes suck.

I thought you liked thunderstorms.

Do you know what a hyena's favorite pickup line is? Does this smell like ether to you?

That doesn't sound like any fun.

We have a tornado threat? Thanks for the heads up. Meatloaf is a good change of pace. It was either that or I was going to make spaghetti, and we had spaghetti about a week ago.

*Hides win in the oven*

Thunderstorms and sideways rain here. I hope the internet holds up. I'm cooking dinner... meatloaf. If the power goes off, I'm screwed. I have been out antique hunting all day. Found a few goodies, but nothing really major.

Hugs @TR273 @Some Moron @_Ivory_ and a notice to @Joni

He could be working on something mundane like alloys or perhaps alloys with means of energy enhancement for armor. It wouldn't be a game changer (unless you made absolutely impervious armor), and is pretty boring stuff, yet interesting enough for a passing thought.

I think she looks all right for a first suit. You can always sell her later if you want to try for a different look. You could always add more buckram to the eyes if it doesn't look bad. Be sure to blacken the buckram on the inside to avoid light bounce-back. You really need some sort of...

In the Kingdom island of Keefurland, which just suceeded from and declared war on the rest of the world. The rest of the world totally wouldn't be prepared and would instantly surrender, making me the king of the world. Then I would live in Australia, because... Australia is cool. What do you...

Freshly mowed grass and goat.

Now I want a burger. It's very late here, but I went to the grocery tonight and stocked up on foods... *gets a frying pan out* -1 13

If a toaster doesn't have a bagel setting, it's just plain racist!

Zachary Taylor, 12th president of the USA.

Chief Kobold, Cook, and Bottle Washer.

It wasn't hard to drive with the exception of the brakes weren't power brakes and you really had to apply a lot of pressure to engage them. It did have four wheel drum, anti lock breaks though. If you look at old movies where the gangsters are driving a caddy (their preferred getaway car) the...