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What!? I tried highlighting the potential invisible text, it revealed nothing! Text that cannot be seen by all present is invalid! The game hasn’t began!

Consider me suspicious. *watches Ben909 closely*

Thine elocution—or lack thereof—confuses.

*facepalm* *sword skirts off helmet and pauldron* You’ll need a warhammer if you wanna dent this armor. *retaliates with a thrust*

Bigger sword, easier to block. En guarde!

I didn’t hear “gun” amongst your options.

Thou doth threaten the life of these innocents? I cannot allow this to go unchecked. I challenge thee to a duel! Jousting or sword fighting, I care not, thou can pick thy end.

WHAT? Blade sharpening is an expensive and lengthy process! I will be sending you both the bill for the re-sharpening AND the rental blade I shall be forced to utilize while I wait.

Thankfully no. If there was, I’d be morally obligated to take it! *laughs*

Joke’s on you! I don’t HAVE a wallet! I have a coin purse. ...But what the hell was that? Why would I touch a sleeping derg? If he’s sleeping, he isn’t raiding, pillaging, or murdering! What a weird birb.

It was that or die, never to save your little butt again. Which would you prefer? *confusion* *checks to make sure I’m not naked* Imma say “no” (OOC: Can’t don my armor RN cuz I’m on mobile and can’t change profile pics!)

Well that’s not much incentive for me to don my armor, now is it? Besides, it’s a steel-something-majigy alloy. (I’m not a blacksmith)

He who defends and runs away, lives to defend another day.

That sounds easily inflated. Good thing I invest in gold (The image appears not to be pasting properly. Apologies)

General like not mature? Or general like I could get 5 stars and be a 5 star general? Either way, I’m honored.

Hey! Do you know how expensive shields are to ship?! I’ll be sending you the bill. ...I wasn’t really fighting you, per se, just protecting Meta. No need to go all psycho dragon on me... hehehe... *runs*

Luck favors the prepared. *reveals backup shield*

*blocks with shield*

*pretends to be tricked* *pretends to drink* *dumps potion in nearby bush* Twould be much appreciated.