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*reveals warhammer and limps away* Enjoy it! I’ll just, raid your horde or something for what it costed! Plus medical expenses!

*slams you against wall and ground frantically* Quick! Save me, and I shall be forever in your debt! Or, I don’t know, start cooking a human leg! I pay well— *attempts to stab @DRGN Juno in self defense*

I’d rather find a doctor than allow you to enjoy your “meal”, thank you very much! So excuse me if my priorities are just a tad bit not in your favor!

Chivalry doesn’t equal fighting capability! Your battle prowess and, er, unique culture are very famous worldwide! Chivalry is more of a knight thing, though.

It’s a defensive mechanism. It’s the only reason I still have a leg right now!! Oww!

*bashes you off leg with shield* *limps aside and draws sword threateningly* Come no closer!

Barbarians and dwarves aren’t famous for chivalry. At least, last I checked.

... *dons armor*

*catches mustard* This will go quite well with my... uh... What exactly is the point of mustard? Oh, alcohol? No thanks, I don’t drink. Interferes with chivalry.

Thou dost converse with the dead?!

*cheers you on* If you ever need a walking tin can’s assistance in executing justice, you know who to call! In other news, I managed 1200 words in an hour. I’m really on fire, but I’m afraid my writing streak is gonna come to an end as I get to this really hard part to write... *sigh*

Ah, the beauty of swift judicial judgement.

Something similar to that, indeed. Apologies. Yonder rat doth seek mine extreme annoyance for his pleasure, and it drives me to language ill-suited to civilized ears. Although I must inform thee: "dothst" is not a word.

*unleashes flurry of expletives only comprehensible to fourteenth century yeomen*

You're entirely allowed to fight back, with any sort of weaponry agreed to in in the duel! How dare you imply I am unprincipled, or changing the standards to fit the circumstances as best fits my needs! I would challenge you to a duel, but you clearly don't understand the concept, so I shall...

I wanted a fair duel! A real duel!

Or I could concede! Or you could stop attempting to instigate an incredibly one sided duel!

I never died, nor did I concede, nor did a duel between two equally armed parties even take place. You didn't win.

Sure you were. There was no duel!

Don't make me get the armor back out, please.