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*de-armors and fans self with hat* THANK you.

Hey! This isn’t an official duel! The combatants aren’t specified or equally armed, you can’t just— *clanging drowns out further ranting*

*runs around TR273 to try to make the missiles hit him/her (does the profile pic indicate gender or does the little “info” tab?)*

Wait! I have to be equally armed—*runs* That wasn’t a fair fight and you know it!

Well, technically, yes, but it’s highly customary for personal insults to be followed by an in-person duel appearance. Champions represent families, or countries. Besides, do you really want to fight for this literal rat?

How dare you. I challenge you to a duel! That is, if you wish to put your money where your mouth is, as the saying goes. *prepares to squish tiny mouse*

whut

I only destroy monsters incidentally in my quest to achieve goodness and morality. It’s not my modus operandi. Though I agree that suddenly turning predatory is an odd occurrence that deserves investigation.

Awfully discriminatory to inorganic life, don't you think?

If anyone had nukes, I believe you would be the last person they would tell. And objectively, preds were losing when I joined the battle!

*does the final blow* -1 -20

*restudies philosophy 101* -1 -18

I see. I believe "better" means doing what is good and right, but often what is good and right is what minimized damage, so you do have a point. -1 -16

Why is it whenever I choose a side, the side I chose always claims it was the moral choice? It's almost as if your morality is contingent on me doing what you find to be in your best interests. -1 -14

Hmmm... you've given me an interesting philosophical issue. I'll have to define "better"... -1 -12

Miles Prower? -1 -11

This is looking to be a short round... I may have made an error in assumption of who would be the dominant force. -1 -9

*acquires a point through entirely legitimate means* -1 -6

Oof. Good luck with that! -1 -4

He didn't say "-1". So no. Nay, I fight for the weak. My help should really be seen as an insult. -1 -2