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*runs away* *honorably* -1 -15

Dance is not traditional combat! -1 -14

Stop switching sides! I know not whether to trust you! -1 -16

*arms crossbow* *shoots potion* I'll reimburse you for whatever that costed, but I will not suffer more transformation shenanigans. Stay away from Meta, if you would. -1 -15

I can see your frustration with courts of law. I maintain my position, but I see your frustration. -1 -14

*begins writing up 20 page diatribe against TR273 and Meta* -1 -14

Very well. Tis made official. I owe Meta nothing. *troll face* -1 -14

*removes helmet and clutches face* Fie! Lending my shield to Meta was a large tactical error! I vow this: one day, we shall have a rematch! And you will not be armed with hair products!! -1 -14

You can hide under it. -1 -12

Thievery, dishonorable fish wielding, and half a century of illegitimate business dealings? The Council shall hear of this! -1 -13

Here. Take this. *gives Meta a shield*

Art thou requesting a beating as well? In judgement lies law and order! Yes, I require a judge to determine the monetary amount of the pain and suffering Meta incurred by my hand unintentionally. -1 -11

How dare-- If it's a duel you want, then a duel you shall have! *slams visor down and draws sword* En guard, foul fox! -1 -11

Er, I uh meant for that to be a blow that strictly damaged your name, rather than your body. My error. I must recompense you for your undue pain at my hand! Find an objective judge to determine damages and I'll reimburse you posthaste. -1 -10

My coin of the realm!! What devilry is this? -1 -10

That's it. I must formally dishonor you in front of all your friends. *smacks you with gauntlet* There. I've avenged the armo--Dang it now you have me saying it too!! -1 -9?

Does Birb. Inc take gold as an investment currency? -1 -7

I take great offense on my elder's behalf for all thy lowly insults! Save for that one about neckwear, I'm forced to agree there. -1 -5

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Additionally, what the hell is an "armor justice council"? -1 -3