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Oh thank you so much you’re so kind *shovels ice cream into mouth* *with full mouth* if thers eny wai I cud repey u, le me no. I cud sware loyulty er somethig

*grabs teapot* *chugs tea* *scalds mouth*

Maybe it’s just the placebo effect. Yea. It only works if I believe it works. .....who am I kidding @metatherat HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CHARGE FOR A REAL NON RAT TRANSFORMATION DE-EEVEE POTION QUICK

*proudly pins medal to hat* I’ll wear this with great honor! Ahhh, but my immune system is ALSO more intelligent than cancer. Otherwise I’d have cancer right now! And now for other immune system boosts: *Exercises* *Sleeps*

So it’s cancer. Got it. Too bad poison therapy isn’t going to be invented for hundreds of years. I’ll just bolster my immune system some other way. Hmmm... *eats salad*

If it’s a virus, I’ve got a 99.9% chance of killing it with my soap! Nice try! *scrubs lather like crazy*

Imagine RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION but instead of “RAT” it’s “Eevee” and instead of “POTION” it’s “virus”. *scrubs arm furiously with soap*

*screams undignified* *dunks arm in ice water in a panic* +1

GG! +1 18

*laughs* Yea, if anyone deserves an Eevee virus, it’s Meta! +1 19

Victory is nigh! +1 18

I’m more of an “East” fan myself. Though the Wild West is pretty badass. +1 17

Ah, reinforcements! Hooray! +1 15

*escapes, Indiana Jones style* +1 15

*visits ben909 in the brig* *taunts him* +1 13

I wished to fight, and had nothing to say. Is that so odd? +1 14

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*notices discrepancy in sales numbers* *applies for ‘accountant” position at polar Denny’s* +1

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Nay, this shield is made from the highest quality of metals. Mere sudden temperature changes have no effect! +1 11