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*dives underwater to dodge and returns* I said “assistance”, not—I can’t even think of a word for “open fire” that sounds like “assistance”! What the heck! +1 -2

Let me get this straight. All the ships got sunk by the cruiser. Including the cruiser. ??? +1 -1

... Hey! Attention, various surrounding ships! I’d appreciate a little assistance in my tactical retreat! +1 0

*decides to tactically retreat to high ground* +1 1

I am the valiant knight, you can’t make me give up. +1 1

Human ears may be flawed, but I can certainly feel where your various water jets and bites come from! Neurons don't lie! ...Actually they do, all the time, but not right now. +1 1

Aye, sayonara. Your aid shall be missed, but we'll succeed regardless! +1 1

I have a gigantic yet agile sword, and finely honed reflexes to punish attacks. You have what, teeth? Much less range. *stab* +1 0

I don't need to see you if you don't shut up! *dives underwater and sword thrusts* +1 0

*bites cork, spits it, chugs rapidly* Haha! Take that, feesh! Your primary advantage is no more! +1 0

OW! Fie! *thrusts sword near ankle* Shoulda brought the foot armor! +1 -2

Yo Meta! Pass me one of them potions! I'm trying to defend the waterborn rats from evil Feesh predators! +1 -2

Good luck killing one so honorable and armed as I. What are you gonna do, spray me with water? I'm already wet. +1 -3

*shouts while swinging at invisible predatory Vaporeons* Forget the loot and save yourselves! It's not worth lives! +1 -3

*removes hat and vest* *dives into water* *draws sword* Bring it on, Feesh. +1 -4

That adjective is unbecoming one so sophisticated and classy as myself. Then again, pride is not the Knight's way, so I shall humbly accept your compliments. +1 -5

I believe altitude would serve as your plan's downfall. +1 -5

No, I'm defending the defenseless! And I never, EVER switch sides mid-battle. I pick one and stick with them to the bitter end. To do otherwise would make me a backstabbing backstabber who backstabs. +1 -8

Indeed. Tis noble to stand in the face of foes more numerous than thyself. Luckily for you, one of said foes shall now take his leave. Me. I'm said foe. :) Both! +1 2

I'm homeschooled. I take no breaks. +1 2