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  1. Keefur

    i'm so sorry

    Just tell everyone it was a typo and move on. Don't beat yourself up over it.
  2. Keefur

    Ask The User Below You Anything

    I have, actually. I was in Belize. it's a great place to explore caves. What is the funniest accident you ever had?
  3. Keefur

    What is the avatar above you thinking?

    I am going to evolve into a giant pair of Furry ears... just wait and see.
  4. Keefur

    Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

    I'm not feeling well. I have a cat cold.
  5. Keefur

    Users VS Staff Members (Ver. 2)

    Your quote reminded me of this: Oh... and 6.
  6. Keefur

    Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

    *Slinks in and curls up in the corner*
  7. Keefur

    Paradoxes: The Ultimate Oxymoron

    From Wikipedia: Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935.[1] It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. The scenario...
  8. Keefur

    What is the avatar above you thinking?

    Hey everybody... My expression when I sit on an ice cube!
  9. Keefur

    Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

    It's dark outside. It's cold outside. It's really early in the morning. I have a cold and someone is sending over a rush print job. I am not in a good mood right now. :mad:
  10. Keefur

    Predators and Prey

    I have jobs coming in early this morning... so I'm up and grumpy. -1 10
  11. Keefur

    Ask The User Below You Anything

    Vikings... it's a long story. What is your favorite fruit?
  12. Keefur

    How often do you shave?

    I hear that a lot. Life is too short to be taken seriously.:p
  13. Keefur

    Paradoxes: The Ultimate Oxymoron

    There once was a small town. Everyone owed a large debt to someone else and no one had the money to pay off their debt. A tourist comes to town and requests a room. The tourist wants to see the room first to see if he likes it. The hotel owner says OK, but requires a sizeable deposit which he...
  14. Keefur

    Paradoxes: The Ultimate Oxymoron

    Schrödinger's cat
  15. Keefur

    Predators and Prey

    I love to spank those skunks What is that? You say? First I use the chloroform So I won't catch the spray. -1 8
  16. Keefur

    Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

    Dang cold is being hard on this old sabertooth.
  17. Keefur

    How often do you shave?

    I have a close shave several times a day. Especially while driving around town. Oh.. my fur? I use a beard and moustach trimmer about once a week. My boss makes me do it. My boss is a real jerk. He curses at me, makes me do all the worst jobs. He works me late without extra pay and I never...
  18. Keefur

    Predators and Prey

    A predator's poem: (Paraphrased and I don't remember the original author) I love to eat those skunklets, Skunklets is what I love to eat. I bite their tiny heads off, And nibble on their tiny feet. -1 8
  19. Keefur

    Furry art challenges?

    Exclusivity over the rights of donated works or "contest" submissions, or whatever form the gathering of art takes is standard operating procedures all over the world and it is for the protection of whatever organization is involved. For example, say a ficticious company like Flaky Flakes...
  20. Keefur

    Do you have such small desires that you cannot fulfill for some reason, but really want it?

    I could tell you about the Furry who almost dies of hypothermia, in the summer, while outside in fursuit. You might have a deep muscle cramp in your glutes or thigh muscles. Press the muscles all around. If you find a knot, then either lay on something or try to press really hard on the knot...
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