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That's surprising, I figured everyone would be all "EWW UR NOT GHEY ENOUGH" :V

No, actually that is pretty opposite of me. I'm a little overweight (not much, and I actually started an exercise routine today to get in shape), shoulder-length hair, and a goatee. I pretty much look like the average metalhead. Pretty much not what a gay furry would want, thankfully.

I am not posting a picture of myself here. Ever.

Yes but I didn't expect you to get such a boner for me... you don't even know what I look like!

He wants to get into my pants. But he won't. And foxes are indeed cool.

How? You have no personal info about me >_>

No. No you won't! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE!

Will you buy me a SCAR?

Well... I'm 18. I assume he is over 18. And I'm not gay so he'll never get any from me :V

NO NO NO NO NO Also you know the internet has corrupted you when you read "goat" as "goatse"

Sounds hot.

Maybe.

NO NO NO NO

Women. =(

Lizard people are cool. Like in Morrowind. Awesome game.

Because you want to sleep with me.

Well you thought wrong.

I fit under none of those. Despite what it seems I am the opposite of a whore IRL.

But I'm silly and goofy without one, and I don't want to create a singularity by wearing one! D=

That is slightly better, but too anime-like. It's more cute than sexy...