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Fine then. *assists in archival search*

*assists in archival searches*

Ok, what's the proper dose for intended function then? I wasn't planning to consume them all at once. Just to have a stockpile. I can pay in precious metals.

resistance potion

Those bad boys are instantaneous, and I'm sure Meta will be most happy to supply you with one. Voluntarily or otherwise.

... *quietly dumps drink into bush* This is why I only drink from my hip flask.

I hereby disrespect your alchemical authority. *raises shield* come at me.

That may be my favorite meme. It’s so good!

Indeed, which is why it serves as a convenient handicap for the no tail group who are hurting for numbers in this community. What? Bias? Me? Noooo.

No, because nobody is dragging the numbers negatively vertically.

Imaginary numbers. We'll use an Argand diagram, and when the absolute value reaches certain thresholds, certain sides win.

Jealousy? Fie. I would never succumb to such base emotion as jealousy. Besides, clothes are better than fur by virtue of being removable. ...For excess heat reduction purposes!

Where did the Jolteon of legend go?

Is that meant to imply a poor morning to those with posteriors sans fluff? *unsubscribes*

If I recall correctly, most of my woes occurred from not suspecting fraud enough. Queen Skittles, what music would you like to be playing constantly on a low volume in your castle?

Queen, wouldst thou examine this license? I have good reason to believe it is fraudulent.

Wilhelm is the OG.

Queen Skittles, a list of inquiries: What is your opinion of the candy that shares your name? Why do you make termination of employment so difficult? Would you be willing to banish @metatherat from the realm? Perhaps I'll finally be able to sleep soundly...

Ahhh, what a relief, to have made restitution for my error. My honor remains untainted! ...why would you need a bush though... You know I know you know I know better than to accept any consumable item from you. *gets own plate*