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Seems I walked in on a merry celebration! I cannot take part as I do not take sides, but congratulations to the prey regardless!

*ventures forth into forest* *finds bush* *chops it at the base and brings back large bush* Shall this suffice?

Oh snap! Did my sudden reflexive table chucking hurt you? My deepest apologies, I meant nothing by it. How might I recompense you for your pain and suffering?

Ack! Fie! *stops, drops, and rolls away in a panic* *returns in full armor and resumes work* Next time, ask before you swarm! Or is swarm a term exclusive to insects? *resumes language studies*

My word, we appear to have a bit of a rat infestation. *climbs onto table and sets up second table on table* That's better. *studies*

Very cool! Thanks for enlightening me! That’s why we medieval knights just use candles and such instead of electricity. About the most advanced tech we’ll trust is an aqueduct lol 8:30? Bedtime! See y’all at 5 in the morning!

Ahh, Volleyball.

Vile fiend! Thou wouldst violate thy word so swiftly after it was sealed? The council shall surely hear about this! Your name will be censored in all the— *angry ranting continues indefinitely*

@Izzy4895 Your profile pic is adorbs! What is it, where and how did you get it, and is there a backstory? ...Don’t tell the Council I used the word “adorbs”...

And one more, for good measure! +1

Very well, I win be default. Cease your mustard assault and I won’t even keep a record of your dishonor and shame of duel-conceding. It will be like dust, like it never occurred. A fair exchange, no? +1 20 Prey victory!

But if I win with an unfair advantage, I’ll be shamed by my peers! It’s like the reason why guys can’t fight girls: if you win, you just beat a girl, and if you lose, you just lost to a girl! At least, in my incredibly outdated human culture. I hope we’ve gotten past that at this point. +1 17

Wait, are turtles even able to wield swords? Would I be at a dishonorable advantage? +1 15

Yes, formally! With paperwork submitted to the council and everything! A simple verbal “I challenge you to a duel!” only works if you’re authorized to begin “hip fire” duels, as I, a Knight, am. I challenge you to a duel for these poor, mustard doused Knight’s lives! En guarde! *sword draw...

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What? You’re caring about rules? What happened to ratty freedom? +1 8

This sword doesn’t even make the “shing” sound when I draw it! How am I to make a dramatic saving entrance? I demand you arrange a duel to the death formally so you can kill him like a civilized person. +1 6

Hey no fair! I’m not armed yet! How am I to defend my brethren without weapons and gear? +1 5

Ahhh, eggs. Delicious. No offense to any egg-layers present. +1 2