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I wish to purchase your inheritance. I hope I'll never have need of it, but being within a dozen miles of you has caused my preparedness levels to increase fivefold by necessity. And for that, I thank you.

Bring forth any dragons thou doth wish; I shall not compromise my principles or beliefs from the threat of mere force! And yes, despite my foe's best efforts my species has remained remarkably unchanged as of late. Thank you. Your incredibly subtle implication is duly noted and filed.

All your arguments apply to omnivores, who also have the advantage of being able to eat something besides other animals. I'm afraid we're strictly superior. Also welcome back!

I had a ton, they were fun! In my experience, the best weapon when it came to reload time were those classic revolvers, while if you had a 25 dart drum and reloading wasn’t an issues, one of those rifles where you can slam the cocking mechanism back and forth led to the quickest and nearly...

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Banned for an overly long ban post

Granted, but your the air conditioning required to keep the penguins happy wards all the other guests away. I wish for a water flask.

AAAABHHHHHHGHGGGGGGG

What exactly are you? I think I'd win, but I don't have enough information. Do you die to sword stabbings?

Granted. Unfortunately, your masseuse is King Midas. On the bright side, your value is about to skyrocket. I wish for golden plate armor.

I finally watched the Something About series and now I know where your profile pic is from. Very good selection, I must say.

Sounds anti-creatures-without-fur. I'll vote for your adversary, thank you very much.

*commits ad hominum and straw man fallacies against the earlier political opinions that I hate*

One does not simply kill a cockroach at all

(there's a user trying to resist bacon IIRC...)

One does not simply get a bachelor's degree.

Set a time bomb under your bed, and rig it to go off 1 minute after your alarm goes off. How do I find a good subject to major in?

So pals sans fur are excluded from your inquiry? *schedules surgery to remove twirling rat-parasite from left ventricle*

*regains consciousness in searing pain* *yells somewhat unknightlike* Thank ye kindly for your sorry attempt at assistance, but for my own *winces* safety I’ll be taking my leave! *wanders out into hospital and tries to escape* *gets lost*

*wilhelm screams* *falls over, clutching chest*