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Now what incentive have I to let you--welp. Too late. *raises shield in preparation for incoming Persona boosted attack* *braces self and winces*

I've *swing* Tried to hit you *swinganamiss* Six times now. *whoosh* Are you ever going to take a shot at me or is this just going to be a game of cat and mouse where you ironically aren't the cat.

Verily. I've missed twice now. If you feel like surrendering, just say the word. I'll grant quite favorable terms of surrender. *plays axe-golf with the moving cat*

*CHUNK* *sword is stuck in the ground* *pulls on sword to no avail* *shrugs and arms self with axe* *swings at tiny cat (with the side, to be non-lethal)*

I don't have any goons, I didn't ask for them to fight with me! They're doing it because they believe it is right. But, if you honestly believe it would be foul play for TR273 or Domjoe414 to participate, so be it. My fellow defenders of white chocolate, please refrain from interfering with the...

*looks left* *looks right* I don't see any of your goons. They can fight on their own time when honor and dignity of a genre of dessert isn't on the line. *draws sword* En guarde!

I didn't call on them. I used no authority to summon them. All my comrades are free to leave at any time, and I didn't solicit their services. I DID call them to do what they think is right, but if that isn't fighting with me on the side of white chocolate chip cookies, then so be it. Besides...

Calling on the "bois" would be highly dishonorable. If just summoning your goons to do your dirty work was a solution, then only the rich and powerful would be able to fight effectively! No, you should fight yourself for what you believe in. We have you outnumbered 3 to 1. Do you surrender?

Correct. Tis completely acceptable to have thine own (wrong) opinion, so long as you don't malign the integrity of such fantastic dessert items as white chocolate chip cookies. Please, join the side of good and right! Perhaps VeeStars will surrender upon being so outnumbered! Save one for me to...

I would never complain about help granted to the side of good and right. Though I fully intend to duel, if I fall in combat, you can take my place and keep up the good fight. I thank ye. That's definitely not mine.

Could be my dagger. Is it golden?

Right. But you haven't disparaged white chocolate chip cookies. You've merely claimed they aren't the best, which is an acceptable opinion that doesn't dishonor white chocolate. VeeStars, on the other hand... *prepares lance for jousting*

What? No! There shall be none that duel today save those that disparage white chocolate chip cookies and myself. I'll take your rescue if you're too incapacitated afterwards.

I challenge thee to a duel! I fight for the honor of white chocolate chip cookies! En guarde! ...lemme quick just go change into my armor

Raisins are to regular chocolate chips as macadamia nuts are to white chocolate chips. They are the devil's trickery applied to cookies!

Ah! Excellent. I think it would be interesting and entertaining to see such a huge genre shift as the character in my avatar depicted in a chibi format. I mean, look how serious he is. It could be hilarious! Absolutely no obligation or pressure though, I get that such a request is unorthodox for...

Ah. Forsooth, I've misinterpreted thy post. Forgive me. And I agree with your declaration.

Chocolate donuts are strong and, if made cheaply, leave an artificial chocolate-like taste in my mouth. Until I've become independently wealthy, chocolate donuts are off the menu. What chocolate donuts have you eaten, that were so like non-chocolate donuts?

With most bakery items, this is the case. However, what is your opinion on (non chocolate) donut holes? I thought I was the only man present!

I do like dark chocolate. When I want to consume something bitter. However, coffee has took the "something bitter" portion of my consumptive habits, so I nearly never consume dark chocolate. If I want something SWEET, like a cookie, keep the dark chocolate away please! Agreed. White chocolate...