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*partakes of yogurt* *Applies for “excessive paperwork waiver” form*

Yes, and he is strong in the way of the bureaucrat. But not strong enough to beat me into submission! *forwards forms to the High Council of Elder Knights* *receives Knightly Award of Commemoration for finally giving the old geezers something to do* *20 minutes later, the forms arrive at...

Bring it on. We knights are experts at bureaucracy. ...Don’t ask.

*slides same paper, with writing on the back* “As stipulated in section 3 of the revised contract, resignation is officially completely legal regardless of the current monarch’s will and cannot be stopped by any means legislative” Ahhh, thank you for teaching me not to trust my superiors...

*a small piece of paper is pushed into the vicinity from a hole in the wall by a tiny rat-hand* *it reads “Ari hereby resigns his commission as knight due to the erratic actions and questionable morality of the senate”*

*chugs* *transforms* Great, now I can replace pre-test jitters with transformation jitters. I can't stress about exams if I'm stressing about avoiding predators! *hides*

I’d rather pretend to be a rat on the internet AND have a successful real life. But who says I can’t have both? Hand me one of those virtual potions. *gasps*

Oooh, we’re probably gonna use this letter for the rhetorical analysis section of AP English Language and Composition. So beautiful...

Excuse my absence, but if I do well enough on AP exams I get college credit and save thousands in tuition. Also I get a better chance at getting into better schools. I’ve been cracking the books

Ap exams are tomorrow.

Wait, you can just do that?

Bad idea: Trying to draw furry art with a spatula. Good idea: Making pancakes with your spatula.

"I challenge thee to a duel! My honor shall not be impugned! En guarde!"

Apologies, denizens of predators and prey, but I must take a leave of absence today to do the 8 hour long process of cleaning and polishing my armor. It's been brought to my attention that it isn't sufficiently polished and shiny. I should become a cowboy they get to wear cool hats and ride...

Damn, you are good. Next I'm on FA I'll follow, your art skills certainly should be known and appreciated by more people.

Banned because I am in the state of denial in which banning ducks is legal.

Juggling balls Neat parlor trick. These balls, when you throw them in the air like a juggler, will always return to your other hand. This has the occasional mundane use but is mostly just a toy.

Greetings! I'm no artist, but I'm currently learning on a non-pro iPad so I have a little experience and a little knowledge to shed light on what you need to know. To your questions: the 2020 version is "better". The issue with that is defining "better". Sure, better specs, higher end camera...

Like this but with rats?