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"Not really furry"? I bet your art isn't a really Scottish either! ...In case the joke went over anyone's head, I'm referring to the no true Scotsman fallacy. Anywho, I'm incredibly new as well but that looks anthro to me. At least, what I was told anthro is. I could be wrong. Oh, and noice...

*rides in on horse*

HOLY **** best guitar theme ever this is all I’m listening to today

Oh. I expected illusionary shenanigans. Well then, good luck in your future avatar correcting endeavors!

Ah, a fellow enforcer of justice and the law. I humbly welcome you to “these parts”, and will gladly assist in your noble pursuit of order, peace, and law. Those are very honorable traits. ...Your profile picture doesn’t resemble any Zorua I know. Care to explain the discrepancy?

So Ruki-the-Zorua is new, eh? And a sheriff? Does that make him the new sheriff in town?

In my imagination, it's two feet long and two inches wide. It does scale indefinitely, but the catch is that the fulcrum doesn't possess extra magical strength, and the object itself would have to be lifted entirely on that foot of space. If you jammed this stick into a divot in a castle wall...

So first the cat enslaved the Jolteon, and then was consumed by this otter?? What madness is this?

*tips hat* I recently attended a beautiful orchestral rendition of "Ode to Joy" and I can't help but share.

Leverage amplifying lever Basically a crowbar but whenever you use it as you would (abusing leverage to move large objects), the power of leverage is magnified to the point where you can move whatever object you're moving or pry what you're prying with ease!

Where'd the cat go??

Skip turning 30 and cut straight to 31. That way, you have until you die to become a millionaire before you hit the age of 30! Much more time to work with. How can I stay warm in a cold basement?

You have to have confidence. You can’t have pitiful options for going back like “breaks”, then you’ll only be leaving yourself the ability to NOT go down the hill. You don’t want that, do you? You also have to show the hill who’s boss. Be sure not to wear any safety gear. It is a sign of...

Bring it on, I’ll prove my headwear is superior once and for all. Just gimme a minute to find my armor...

That’s a very non-predatory meal, @Cosmic-FS. Also where did that styling mustache go?

Mail a bottle of uranium and label your package as such. How can I learn to tell a good story when there’s no colleges that specialize in storyboarding?

How can I breathe underwater?

When a tyre goes flat, it is broken beyond repair. Replace the tyre with an equivalently sized cheese wheel. Darn, ninjad. Yes. Boil some water and throw it on the snow. How do I increase the battery life on my computer?

Have a back-ectomy. What you don't have can't hurt! How do I become rich?