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Oh, by the way, @VeeStars, I challenge you to a rematch to regain the honor of white chocolate chip cookies. If the side I'm fighting for wins (prey), you have to acknowledge your slander was uncalled for. +1 10

Is Swiss cheese from Switzerland? +1 8

*accepts and sips in a classy and sophisticated manner worthy of my position* Thank ye. Unfortunately, due to pending AP exams, I haven't been able to be as active on these forums as I'd like. Thus, I've missed out on some of the goings-on in PVP. So excuse my ignorance when I ask: What happened...

Ah. So prey are losing long term. +1 3

Granted. You now have legal ownership of the sun. Biggest energy spewing thing for thousands of miles around! I wish to know every psychology term ever.

*arrives, with coconut sound effects* Whom shall I assist today? I'm leaning towards prey on account of the fact that I have more prey friends, but predators seem to be losing at the moment. Hmmm...

There's only enough room for one badass hat round these parts. JKJK welcome and, as everyone else has said, nice avi!

This is insane. In the positive sense of the word.

Just yesterday in a group chat we were asked "What group would you most hate to be associated with?" The first answer someone shouted was "furries", and the second was Nazis. Apparently, people consider the two on roughly the same level. I have a hunch that that's wrong, and I wish they...

*eats turkey leg all sophisticated*

Nope. I wasn’t fighting to prove that white chocolate was better. I was fighting for it’s honor.

You're WHAT? Oh my God, I never noticed! I couldn't possibly know what it's like being that tiny. No sir. *returns to glaring at VeeStars* I lost the duel, so white chocolate has lost it's status as an honorable dish. I can never consume it again... I want a rematch without any instant death...

*glares* *kicks you* "Medium chance of dealing curse insta-kill to one foe"

*removes helmet, looks up at crowd* ...Hi? *spots @VeeStars, rises to feet* Hey!! What was that about! I never aimed to kill, just for surrender! You could have had the decency to do the same!

Was slain by the dishonorable VeeStars in a duel for the honor of white chocolate chip cookies. VeeStars could forced a surrender, but nooo.

*drops crossbow and shield* *collapses to knees and then all the way down, dramatically*

*stops shooting* ... What exactly are you doing?

Have you no sense? VeeStars has insulted white chocolate and called it the lowliest of the low! You should be wishing me the luck!

*bullet richlochets* *TING* Yea, metal munitions aren't really the best against an armored foe such as I. You'd have better luck with a warhammer. *fires spray of crossbow bolts* Oh hi @metatherat! I was just in the middle of dueling on behalf of white chocolate chip cookie's honor. No time for...

*feet are weighed down by armor, doesn't fall* Thanks, a gust of wind was just what I needed to cool off. Now if you won't let me hit you with a melee attack... *sets axe aside and arms crossbow* *aims* *pulls trigger*