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High Lord of Teeth, Graters, Paper Shredders, and all other cutting devices.

The button sharpens your teeth.

*arms crossbow* Most likely.

*raps knuckles against armor* Decreases cuddle quality, but also decreases chances of impalement.

Unix (Operating system)

Bad Idea: attempt to sack Donald Trump without a darned good plan B. Good idea: make soup.

Usually once a day.

Somebody's gotta bring a sense of order to this sea of chaos. Why does an owl need a dirigible? Can't you just, like, carry the powder?

Oh! Phew. On an unrelated note, I'd like to congratulate Meta for having the most messages this month, so far.

Greetings, I. You've filled out the proper name change forms, I assume?

I don't know anything about the avatar above me. So, instead of a duel of physical skill which I risk losing abysmally, I challenge thee to a mental battle! *pours two glasses* *turns around, hiding drinks behind me* *reveals a bottle with a skull and crossbones on it* *liquid pouring noises*...

Wait no no no— I knew I shouldn’t have removed my armor! Hallucinogenic experiences are strictly forbidden by... By... Woah

My victory would be assured if only I could muster the courage to stab such a cute kitty (I'm doomed)

Sit on? I prefer something more like the Mask of Zorro, with all those dudes tied around that cactus grove.

A bowl of apple slices and goldfish. Don't @ me. It's a fantastic combo.

Welcome! It's pretty easy to get along here (I would know), so I don't really have any tips besides have fun. If you want somewhere to jump into the fray, the forum games are pretty nifty.