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Arrested for illegal squirrel juggling.

*Looks at you to decide if you are edible or not*

You can score some mammoth?! I have money! -1 2

Wish granted. It's an old, moldy, stale carrot cake, and it's the same one every day. I wish I had a real submarine.

Gives you chocolate instead.

Never used one and rarely see one. I shower every day... sometimes more, especially if I fursuit.

*Dumps 500 pounds of marshmallows into the chat room to see what happens*

Maybe each time a predator posts, we actually "get rid" of a prey animal. Anybody here like roasted skunk? -1 4

Going to go downstairs and fix a snack.

*Fixes some peanut butter and jelly tacos*

I really want to see the end of Furry Drama and strive to make the Fandom better, yet I know that Furry drama will always endure.

*Makes some with jelly, too. Pours some ice cold milk*

*Fixes peanut butter sandwiches for everyone.*

Arrested for bad science. I'm a Sabertooth... who said I evolved?

I choose... one of each? I guess the shorter one. I like making the Fandom a better place, but it would suck if I wasn't able to do that and just existed. Do you have a favorite science?

*Spares* OK, @Simo ... Here's your big chance!

Well, it's not really that bad, but then again, I wasn't there during rush hour. Fangcon was at the north side of town in the Double Tree. It used to be a Hilton.

OK... I'll tee this up for someone. *puts BBQ on the plates and gets the forks out* -1 -19

I know... the I20 exit was the one we needed, and it was closed. We went through downtown, but fortunately it was around midnight. We swopped drivers and Draconis dropped the phone *unknowingly* out of the car there. We got near where we needed to be and went to call for final directions...

Sardine! What is your favorite sport?