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Yes. Touching your yogurt would be terrible. Fie upon anyone who dares commit such a rash and ignoble deed. *hastily uses leaf as makeshift napkin*

I suppose that works. +1 21 GG

And the one we asked for cause why not? Welcome to our incredibly quick victory! +1 17

Not the rodent we asked for. But the rodent we needed. +1 14

That's true... except then some people fall into the quandary of being either able to count posts or post new posts. Everyone I know (including me) prefers the latter. +1 11

Impressive. Yo @metatherat, let's slightly accelerate our inevitable victory whilst the preds are absent! +1 9

Sounds good to me. Of course, it's not looking like it's gonna matter this round. We're gonna pull a clean sweep! +1 7

That thumbnail looks brutal. +1 5

Are we instituting the "you must do the last count for your point to count" rule? +1 3

Finally, I'm quick on the draw of PVP! +1 1

*climbs into cardboard box* *switches settings to "high of 70° Fahrenheit and slightly cloudy"*

First, thanks for working at a hospital! And such a brutal shift to take. I'm sure you're benefiting many people, so on behalf of them, I thank you. As for something about myself, I finally purchased the next expansion to my favorite card game: Dominion. The latest card set is animal themed...

The weather here seems to be playing tennis. I needed a sweater yesterday, but I was sweating in shorts the day before! An incredibly sudden storm with tornado warning didn't help things either.

Granted. Unfortunately, the genie “mistook” your left ear for your mouth and attempted to shove it down your throat. You now cannot hear out of said ear. I wish to not need to sleep.

Good night, teacher. I look forward to actually continuing alchemy lessons instead of lazing around doing nothing all day. What? Questioning your methods? Noooo. I would never. But seriously today was great fun, I'm not complaining or anything

Not merely nervous. Sinister and sneaky. There's extra incentive to rat-ify those that might reduce the rat population, and the irony is too perfect. ...Dang it, whenever I hear the word "ratify" I'm going to think of rat transformation potions.

But the candy suppliers are going to have their bottom line suffer, causing stocks fall, causing shareholders to sell, causing the company to have to cut costs to stay afloat, resulting in layoffs resulting in unemployment and homelessness. Can't we all just be good and just and honorable? (I...

*sticks head out of hiding to make sure no-one's watching* *returns snuggles* Everything you said was correct up until that last bit. Stealing candy is not good. You're lucky I was in no position to stop you.

But if I were a six foot tall human with a bow, I could've just recovered the candy. Then again, that could lead to bloodshed, and then a feud between my and Cosmic's families, and then... Wow. I feel really dirty and yet incredibly elated. *tentative return rat-touch*

Hey, you can't— waaaait. *forges papers for a fresh shipment of candy to the baby orphanage* *mails them in* ... I just lied on an official form...