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*accepts humbly and never mentions the medal again* Nay, I was merely taught well. Although no one prepared me for this transformation. That's part of why I panicked a bit. Speaking of, what's the estimated duration of 2 potion doses?

HEY Dang it. Could some rodent teach me how to scurry up wood shelves? +1 20 Gg preds!

As a good knight, I am impervious to manipulation of nearly all sorts. Not hypnosis or anything else with a biological basis but short of tricking me, I'm sticking to my core principles. +1 16

I'm not necessarily loyal to either side. I fight for the disenfranchised, the weak, the oppressed, the unjustly maligned, and the underdogs. This can change moment to moment. +1

Look, helping me isn't enough to make me help you. If that was all it took, I could be bribed. That's not very honorable. I stick to my principles. And as of now, Prey is usually the losing side so I usually fight for them. Besides, I already started. Can't switch now. +1

The entire world is, proportionally, much larger now. Talk about a new lease on life. Everyone should try this, at least temporarily. ...speaking of, how long should 2 doses last? +1

*folds paws disapprovingly* Expressing wonder, but I was NOT "prissy"! I'm sorry if I was a little rude, but you sure as heck can't blame me for a large reaction to a large transformation. +1 5

Excellent! I'm available for any and all legal services, whether it be settling disputes, honor restoration quest distribution, or perhaps just some good old building permits. *stands on hind legs on top of shelf* Woah. Library's sure different from up here.

Thank you so much. I'm not used to the whole "2 inches" thing yet. Can you help reach the top shelf?

Present. Only issue is flipping through my legal books is now nearly impossible.

Ask for the secrets of potion brewing, Groggy! I could procure your weight in gold for this information!

Scurvy cur! Abandoning thy post in your ally's time of need? I condemn and denounce thy actions! Also good morning! Yes, I slept well despite the biological clock reversal.

Unfortunately, due to my human limitations, I must now go unconscious for—WAIT A SECOND Does my sleep cycle reverse, or do my years of going to bed when the sun goes down override that? *yawns* IDK, but I’ll try to go to sleep and see what happens. Good night, all present!

I thank you kindly! These shall make great substitution for my usual gear until the Council gets the situation through their thick— I mean, noble, wisened skulls.

Hmmm... if I dip a claw in ink, it can be a makeshift writing utensil! “A lett'r to the highest and most hon'rable council of eld'r knights i’m f'rmally requesting a replacement setteth of armeth'r and tric'rn coxcomb. Howev'r, those gents needeth to beest roughly one one-hundredth of the...

That’s only natural. Instincts are biological and universal to a species, which I’m now a part of. I only hope said instincts don’t interfere with any of my higher cognitive decision making. And don’t bother. I tried my darndest to discover how he makes his potions. Look where it got me...

I was worried about that little quirk. Thank you. I’d tip my hat to you but it’s now bigger than me. Speaking of, I’d better file for new equipment. Again. *sigh* *picks wire* *gnaw gnaw gnaw* ... *gnawgnawgnaw* Why am I enjoying this

Got shot by an arrow in the one scale wide chink in your otherwise invincible dragon armor

... ... Wait that includes me! *rat squeak of laughter* So just chewing on copper wires is considered rodent entertainment?