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*sticks head out of hiding place* Oooh! Classic villain! You should write down any evil plots you have right now, they're probably top notch. You could write a book or something when you're not all evil! *returns* Thank you, I've been practicing.

*hides in crevice in corner of Thrashy's tavern* Call me when the evil predator is no longer one of those things.

Now, we are the superior thread! Well done.

Why are you sad? You look far better now. You look refined, established, high class. Almost villainous, but in a good way.

*chugs* *is disappointed* This is just another rat transformation potion! I recognize the taste from the dozen times I had to have it—EUREKA! You've been secretly teaching me how to pick apart which potion is which via powerful rat senses! I haven't been giving you enough credit, teacher...

OH SNAP Quick, Meta, a smell dampening potion! If a mere tavern haze incapacitated me, I shudder to imagine the suffering I'll be in for now! Oh, thank you, Spilogale. Never thought I'd say that.

I dunno, I wouldn't be surprised if Meta was just like "Here's your magic ingredients. Go wild, recruit some fellow lab rats and see what happens. There. Apprenticeship over." *consumes* *nods*

My double dosage went 4 days, but Meta has been refining his recipe so he should be able to give a more accurate account. Also the potions were mixed up at the time so there's that

If I can survive, overconfident, honorable, and cocky as I am, you can make it to. I'm not saying you have to or even SHOULD take Meta's potion (in fact, I advise against it) but that's just something to consider.

Well now you've piqued my interest. What would go down if you were a skunk? *chokes* *scurries out the door*

And acquire a personal hip flask. Drinking anything whilst Meta is within a fifty mile radius is risky.

Despite Meta's reputation, I can vouch for this statement. I haven't been bored in a week.

Wow, you look three times as sophisticated and refined and intimidating! *smiles but still keeps distance*

My money's on "explosions".

So just... do... nothing? How do you do nothing? I haven't done nothing in... *counts on rat paws*

WHAT *scavenges and sniffs for discarded honor* I can think of three people I know off the top of my head that don't. Unfortunate to be sure, but true. Perhaps they'd enjoy some samples of your potions... In your absence, I snuck into your abode and consumed more of your yogurt. I figured...

Ooh! *enters and climbs on tallest table for lowest chance of getting trodded on*

*tries to enter Thrashy's tavern to make conversation* *is forced out by the noxious alcohol fumes* Owww... I suppose epic smell abilities are a double edged sword...

For once, me and Spilogale feel the exact same way about something.

Ah! A landmark event! I should write this down for posterity. *scribbles in comically large logbook*