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Ah, but do I include you on the list of “people to not trust”? A classic paradox: someone tells you to trust no one, so do you trust them that you shouldn't trust them? Still, sounds... stressful. Oh well. Life at 2 inches is stressful. Thank you for your vote of confidence. Dang it, do I find...

Behavioristic, Pavlovian re-enforcement can override pretty much anything. Consider the honorable company I spent most of my existence with. Of course, you’re entirely right regardless. I’m far too trusting, for my current situation. I still feel invincible, but that’s actually a nasty...

AH HA So you admit there is something to be gained by a life of virtue and honor! Trust of your fellows, be they whatever species! In other news, any of you furs seen The Matrix? You know the part where the dude’s (not gonna specify who cause spoilers) eyes hurt? That’s awfully similar to me...

*notices* Hehehe... I thought holding a weapon would suck but not only are rat paws superior (as you mentioned earlier) to many others, but this weapon seems explicitly designed for our kind! Thanks again, @FlannelFox. So there's two main things I'm working on here. Footwork (of the UTMOST...

I thank thee, master. *drags self to bag, dons cloak and takes sword* Tis no armor, nor lance, nor boots, nor bow. Does one even need those things? Nay! *sword swipe* I can do all I once did and more, with equipment or without! *begins relearning swordplay by hacking at leafs on low branches as...

I've become your lab rat. Oh, the indignity! Then again, about half of apprenticeships on record devolved into experimentations before their conclusions so I guess this is what I signed up for. *slowly drinks, is very full*

*exasperatedly drinks* I was under the impression these lasted a few days per dose.

*squints* This is the third you're having me drink today. If I didn't have to trust you as your apprentice, I wouldn't trust you. *drinks* Sooo... why?

I, er, probably should've asked this earlier but... what's the duration on the potions I consumed?

*whispers in ear* You're most likely right. Tis the price I pay for the alchemist's secrets. Definitely the only reason I'm doing it. Yes sir. *backs off and speaks loudly* Thank you for the compliment. *stands on hind legs and bows*

*tastes vanilla yogurt* *ponders for 5 minutes* *scribbles furiously* "A revelation. Stunning revelation. All I thought I knew about dairy or even food in general has been upheaved. That anything could be so extreme in flavor, texture, and smell is still registering as an impossibility in my...

Oh, actually I misinterpreted! I thought that was a jab against human's supposed stench. My bad. Hehe... *scurries back to basement and begins writing lengthy reports*

*is indignant* That's not what I meant and you know it.

*selects yogurt vat* *stirs with gigantic stirring spoon* Hehehe... I feel like an alchemist already. *sniffs* *falls off vat due to intensity* Holy smokes human smell SUCKS! *rapidly scurries back*

That was a rhetorical question, but still. That's interesting! Thanks for enlightening me.

Drink... a second one? Wait, my bad, I am not to question your methods. *drinks* You would give me the honor of consuming your precious yogurts? Forsooth, I am humbled. I suspect that last bit is gratuitous but improving my writing skills is never a waste so I shall not object. *crawls into...

Granted. It's the bees that MADE the honey that aren't ordinary. They're equipped with GPS trackers to find where every drop went, and tiny machine guns that fire bee stings at whomever dares consume their precious honey. I wish for an iPhone X

I, um, would rather not go insane, thank you. So, teacher. I am ready to learn. Be it about alchemy or the ways of rats, I'm all ears. *holds forepaw to ear in the human gesture for listening*

The HIGH COUNCIL OF— *gives up* I meant to write a soliloquy to recite when I did this again about emotions and humanity and stuff, but yesterday was so damned busy, so I'll just have to speak from the heart. We knights are masters of discipline. Succumbing to instinct is about the worst thing...

Humanity temporarily postponed due to apprenticeship.