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(warning, long post in reply to long post) (I love any and all philosophy. Especially rat philosophy!) ...I've won, but at what cost? ... He's right. Doesn't matter how enjoyable this is, my core beliefs are fundamentally incompatible. *conveniently (perhaps too conveniently), the double...

(I'll be back later "today" (damned time zones), this is just setting the stage) (Excellent! Twas great fun for me as well!) *message from the Council arrives for me, doesn't read it just yet* ... *stare detensifies, turns to confusion* What? Think about what? The consequences of you, a rat...

Happy birthday! May you celebrate many more!

*incredible confusion ensues at the High Council of Elder Knights council room* *not even the wisest of wise elders can discern why someone would send them a Polaroid picture of two rats* *one of the younger elders points out the "April fools" letter they'd received earlier and the cloak and...

(gtg IRL we're not done!)

Ohhhh nonono, I'm not worried about ME losing and lying. That would be dishonorable as well as stupid. If I lose, I fully plan to admit it. *grins wickedly and intensifies stare*

*also lifts to hindlegs and begins staring intensely* We'll need an objective rodent judge to dictate who won. Otherwise, we'll both just say we won and there will be no discerning who's right. I move that we take a five minute break to find a judge, if you so agree.

You can't prove it was me. It could be any transmogrified knight. And thanks! Meta, I'm prepared for a duel of swords, should you so choose!

Sure, the world will never ever be perfect. But one more person doing good is bringing the world that much closer and making it that much better. You can't just "be nice because you feel like it". Often, I don't feel like being nice. But I do it anyways to maintain my honor in the eyes of my...

BURN THOSE AT ONCE Wait They don't think that's me. Go right ahead. :3

But—what? How would that accomplish anything good? I think you're missing the point. We aren't obsessed honor because we think the word is fun to say. We knights submit to both our elders and the honor code because we believe it will make the world a better place. Imagine a world where everyone...

WHAT NO GET BACK *sigh* He's gone. We're not dating. I'M not dating. Dating is strictly regulated for us knights. Too many cases of seduction resulting in dishonorable actions. I disagree. We knights want our oldest, most wisened members to make the governing decisions. The young knights have...

*suddenly stops and glares* The High Council of Elder Knights. They still don't believe me that I'm even a rat. They think it's an April Fools joke. I'll have to visit them myself to prove it but understandably, I didn't feel like making the miles long trek without being able to defend myself...

I can't help it! *tries not to recoil* Ah, a favor I can return. *grooms back*

Aaahhahehe that's enough for one day thanks! ...not that I don't like it but i'm still incredibly sensitive Thank you THANK YOU LET GO

*tries to block with shield or arm* *doesn't have shield or arm* OW *darts and dodges away* Well, I mean, I, *wrings forepaws nervously* You're right, but, uh, yea. Therefore, verily... ergo!

Gee, who's fault would that be? Certainly not me. I was living a totally safe life with a suit of armor and a knighthood until someone threw a wrench in that.

Sounds good. I preach "no tfs". So there.

Yes! Meta! Practice what you preach! Take his offer!

Well excuuuuse me, but smell is the least important sense to humans. Old habits die hard.