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I'm sure everyone around here is an old hand (pardon the inappropriate limb referral) at transformation but I'm still kind of a huge rookie so it wouldn't really make sense to have me play the game at the same frequency or level as the pros... Ok I kinda lost the metaphor point is no thank you...

*tears page out of ever dwindling log book, writes "NO" in huge black ink, and holds it up as high as I can (which isn't very)*

*squints* Nice try. I don't know what you're referring too. What do you think I am, crazy? Or *gasp* DISHONORABLE enough to steal from you? Pah. I would never. Oh, and yes, you are absolutely untrustworthy. *scribbles furiously* "Knight's log, April sixth, continued. Apparently, the alchemist...

Eep, you saw that? I mean, I know naught of what thou dost speak. Why wouldst I ponder such nonsense? *burns paper shreds*

"Knight's log, April sixth: I've a fork in the road before me. On the one hand (paw?), by all rights I should be panicking. I'm a rat. I have no idea when or even if that will cease to be the case. I'm covered in fur. My ears protrude from my head (more). I have a tail. I'm still relearning the...

*rubs eyes* Good morning, fellows. You're all still gargantuan I see. Though some are even more gargantuan than yesterday... I've made a stunning discovery. Did you know that snuggles feel good?

*stumbles in unstably, with swirly eyes and cartoon-ey duckies rotating round my head*

*leaves metatherat for a quick objection* I'll be back to assist in political and legal matters later!! *catches up with the exiting rat*

*opens mouth to object* *doesn't object* *follows*

No! No more magic, potions, alchemy, or anything more complicated than a wood saw! *shudders and backs away* Sorry, sorry, that was just... more physical stimulation than the average knight gets in a year. My way of life tends to make one overly affectionate-touch-sensitive. It has nothing to...

I shall take a penance of fasting. More of a monk thing than a knight thing but I'm not afraid to dabble. And I'm sooo sorry I'm not adapting fast enough for you. It's not like every little thing I once knew was just brutally upended or anything. Yea, this is just a minor inconvenience I'm not...

"Impossible"? Look, one does not simply switch species sans side effects. It's not MY fault. You know what might have helped, just a little? ADVANCE WARNING. ... "Slip"??

I did, but I wasn't really paying attention. I was still in shock. If thou wouldst but supply me with more, I think I'm in a much better state of mind to appreciate the exquisiteness you claim it possesses.

I, er, um, yes, about that... *drops to tiny whisper directly in ear* I really don't wanna experience this "heat" thing so I'm hoping it wears off within 2 days so more potion wouldn't really be conducive to that now would it *clears throat loudly* Hmm yes I have much to learn. Teach me, master...

*accepts tritely* Twas nothing. I defend the prey every time I show up. Except this one time I gave my word to a predator that I'd assist them. But otherwise the prey has been sorely lacking in non-literal firepower as of late.

Greetings, monsieur. I'm a disciple, willing to learn the ropes from the expert.

*climbs on a table to not get stepped on* +1 We won right?

Is that a threat? +1

*darts to catch the Queen* *realizes that I cannot catch the Queen* *scurries away from the Queen's landing zone* +1

Oh yea, I've been meaning to report back to you, my Queen. Knighting has become, er, significantly harder due to obvious extenuating circumstances, so if you'll forgive me for my temporary leave of absence... +1 17