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I'm fine with things being as hard as you like, so long as they're fair and honorable. +1

Now now. Plagues only happen if we don't self quarantine. +1

*fights for truth, justice, and the weak* +1

Even in war there are RULES. NOT all is fair in love and war. +1 8

Is that anything like the Yoshi stampede in Smash Bros Ultimate? +1 7

We're quick or we're dead. What did you expect? +1 4?

The dishonorable cowards wait till we've grown complacent in our victory, and then pounce without warning. Beware! +1

En guarde! +1 1

Hey hey let me GO WHAT IS THIS SOME KIND OF HAZING RITUAL *one unnecessary spanking later* *scurries to a safe distance* How rude! How humiliating! How unnecessarily cruel! Ending my streak— I mean, attacking a noble knight with no provocation! You should be ashamed! Despite your lack...

*accepts and returns nuzzles* Nowhere is it written in the honor manual that one must be completely uptight and serious all the time. *writes real review but saves it for publication of logs*

There are popular rodent species? ... *sneaky evil rat grin* *scribbles furiously* "Being a rat is about the worst curse that can befall someone. They are indeed as filthy as the rumors and stereotypes say, as I now know from experience. I suspect I've caught 3 plagues since yesterday. All...

*glares* *writes in logbook about 10 sizes too big* "Knight's log, April fifth. Somehow, despite all manner of tomfoolery, foolishness, mistakes, and even losing my humanity, I've managed to go nearly a month and a half in this spank happy population completely whupping-free. Not hours ago...

Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind. *tries to remember fencing lessons* Welp, ‘tis time for those that would habitate the eastern time zone to go to sleep, should they wish to wake up early and get stuff done! Good night!

Well sure, I know that and you know that, but “fear snakes” has been ingrained in rat instincts for as long as the biology teachers can remember and I’ve never had to suppress that before! I was top of the food chain, I only had to suppress stupid instincts like “play the lottery” or “eat...

I CAN’T HELP IT I’ve never had to even consider the possibility of death by consumption! I always thought I’d go out in glorious combat with some other, evil knight trying to strangle a kitten or burn a village down or something and then I’d get avenged shortly after! Not like this! I can’t die...

*notices a snek* *slooooowly backs away* what is this dishonorable cowardly terror I’m now afflicted with

(*formally files for the Council of Elder Knights council room to officially exist in PvP*) One TFed rat to another, my advice is to stop meddling with that which you can’t understand and just let things take their natural course. It’s my strategy. ... It hasn’t worked yet but you know...

Not necessarily. Assuming I didn't consume anything permanent, it will wear off. So I'll just, you know, sit tight. I've got, uh, 3 days before that thing. See if it wears off in 2. Then I'll start panicking.

I don't care! The one day I forgot to only drink what I know is safe, THIS happened! ...I mean, after a day or so it's not that bad... BUT STILL

NO No more potions! I'm never trusting potions again!