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No... No you don't.

*Happens upon the hapless skunk* SPANKS!!!

I'm kinda sorta a dog expert. I used to show dogs in conformation, obedience, rally, and agility. I have a long and extensive history with dogs, but won't go into that here. My favorite dog? My breed of choice is the what is known as the friendliest breed of dogs of all, the "smiling...

I did this one a few months ago as a birthday gift for a friend. I call it Guardian of the Pass

The button puts a skunk spray plug in you.

That's just you being a speciesist! -1 7

This made me think of you...

*Puts a pat of butter on your head, sprinkles cinnamon on you, and gets out a knife and fork*

Not all predators are "apex" predators.o_O Score still at 7

Boot

You best get your head in the game or I'll choose which side you're on! -1 7

*Covers @A.random.foxxo with maple syrup*

*Fertilizes them with the bones from his prey* -1 8

You can only do this if you wear a fox fursuit with a pink leotard. The Ability to wrestle any other creature to the ground and pin them.

*Covers the win with maple syrup*

It just takes time to get followers and followers can be fickle.

How do you stop a fox from smoking? You slow down and use more lube.

I guess @Scrydan isn't going to answer, so I'll go ahead and post the answer.

I'll wait for an answer on this one... Q: How do you stop a fox from smoking?

Nuuuuuu! They get better! Here's one! Q: Did you hear about the cannibal lion? A: He swallowed his pride.