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  1. Arishipshape

    “PEDDLING”? Far too gracious a verb for the sly trickery metatherat employs in his efforts to...

    “PEDDLING”? Far too gracious a verb for the sly trickery metatherat employs in his efforts to deceive and add to the numbers of rat-kind!
  2. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I mean, technically, it may have been @metatherat? His potion prowess encompasses much beyond the famed “RAT TRANSFORMATION” potion. And he won’t share his knowledge with anyone. *sulks over any tail at all*
  3. Arishipshape

    Sorry for the yet increasing rarity but metatherat is on a rampage!

    Sorry for the yet increasing rarity but metatherat is on a rampage!
  4. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Gtg. Sayonara, all that shared with me the unique experience and perspective of being a rat today! And to those of you that didn't, sayonara as well. Just without an exclamation mark.
  5. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Be careful. I also refused to become a rat.
  6. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *tries to snap fingers, doesn't have fingers* Brilliant! Groggy, buy me something too and I'll pay you back with interest as soon as I can find that tower I fell off of.
  7. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    ...*twitch twitch* NO
  8. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Lucky. You got the luxury of negotiations. I can't even get a drink! I left my money in my clothes at the— *realizes is naked*
  9. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Which is why it will be my job to challenge you as any honorable knight would would faced with such a rogue as yourself. En guarde! In some unspecified amount of time. One must not be mischievous to be a rat. You know. Hopefully.
  10. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Spoken like a true villain. I shall challenge you to a duel. After I've figured out combat again. Years of jousting and swordfighting training wasted!
  11. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I would have appreciated a sales pitch or two. Or perhaps just ASKING! Lol!
  12. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I'm watching an AP Psychology livestream and now they're talking about epigenetics in rats. There's no way that was a coincidence.
  13. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Well, yea, it's not like all rats are evil and terrible. I mean, I'm sure SOME are. But not all. Probably not even most. But some. *glares at Spilogale Pygmaea*
  14. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I didn't know it was physically possible for a rat to experience disgust. Yet here I am.
  15. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Well, I mean, *splutters*
  16. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    You're literally drinking blood out of a presumably innocent's heart. I'm not sure how you can reasonably expect anything BUT retribution. I'd dole it out myself but I'm a little, er, out of commission at the moment. You know, sick day. Knights can take those. Assuming extreme circumstances. I'd...
  17. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Well that's not very honorable. +1 17
  18. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Pretty sure it's +1 14
  19. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *tries to move tail voluntarily* +1 11
  20. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    It's quite simple. Never forget to only drink from your personal hip flask. Even in moments of great pain. +1 7?
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