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I mean, technically, it may have been @metatherat? His potion prowess encompasses much beyond the famed “RAT TRANSFORMATION” potion. And he won’t share his knowledge with anyone. *sulks over any tail at all*

Gtg. Sayonara, all that shared with me the unique experience and perspective of being a rat today! And to those of you that didn't, sayonara as well. Just without an exclamation mark.

Be careful. I also refused to become a rat.

*tries to snap fingers, doesn't have fingers* Brilliant! Groggy, buy me something too and I'll pay you back with interest as soon as I can find that tower I fell off of.

...*twitch twitch* NO

Lucky. You got the luxury of negotiations. I can't even get a drink! I left my money in my clothes at the— *realizes is naked*

Which is why it will be my job to challenge you as any honorable knight would would faced with such a rogue as yourself. En guarde! In some unspecified amount of time. One must not be mischievous to be a rat. You know. Hopefully.

Spoken like a true villain. I shall challenge you to a duel. After I've figured out combat again. Years of jousting and swordfighting training wasted!

I would have appreciated a sales pitch or two. Or perhaps just ASKING! Lol!

I'm watching an AP Psychology livestream and now they're talking about epigenetics in rats. There's no way that was a coincidence.

Well, yea, it's not like all rats are evil and terrible. I mean, I'm sure SOME are. But not all. Probably not even most. But some. *glares at Spilogale Pygmaea*

I didn't know it was physically possible for a rat to experience disgust. Yet here I am.

Well, I mean, *splutters*

You're literally drinking blood out of a presumably innocent's heart. I'm not sure how you can reasonably expect anything BUT retribution. I'd dole it out myself but I'm a little, er, out of commission at the moment. You know, sick day. Knights can take those. Assuming extreme circumstances. I'd...

Well that's not very honorable. +1 17

Pretty sure it's +1 14

*tries to move tail voluntarily* +1 11

It's quite simple. Never forget to only drink from your personal hip flask. Even in moments of great pain. +1 7?