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Yuck! I don't understand the enjoyment of capsaicin! It literally causes you pain! How could anyone enjoy that? Non spicy buffalo wings, like honey barbecue or something.

Got thrown off a cliff into a stampede, Mufasa style.

Excellently, though I prefer a tad more upbeat “the world sucks now” music. Yeeeees I look forward to the results! I myself also intend to art/storyboard today, so hooray for apocalypse induced creativity! Now I’m getting images of those humans from Equilibrium that were holed up with their...

Oof. Do you own a fan? Or a heater? Or a bunch of ice water?

Bad idea: Building a 3 month rainy day towel stockpile. Good idea: Become a captain.

Bad Idea: Get your 30 minutes of cardio by running for your life Good idea: Make soup

Now I want to hear a story about a skunk mafia

Bad idea: Use Linux with a program designed for MacOS. Good idea: Learn how to double jump.

My 400 sheets of newsprint, just waiting for me to expand my drawing skills! Google docs, just waiting for me to expand my writing skills! EdX, just waiting for me to expand my scholarly skills!

Yes. My pride and image have suffered great wounds. Excellent. I knew I wasn't mistaken when I submitted to your service. *signs contract after reading aaaaaaaaaall the fine print*

There's no such thing as "too easy for the Queen". The only time it's too easy for the Queen is when the Queen desires a challenge more challenging than whatever tripe lies before her. Also, @Skittles, over the course of my Knighthood I've found much risk to life and limb. And also got my belt...

Bad idea: Blackmail Terry's friend with the fact that he received illegal help on his homework. Good idea: Get a full ride to higher education.

Nooooo get back here! *chases* *trips* *gives up* Ehhh, it fits Flannelfox better anyways... *begins chewing on belt to free self*

*removes armor* *tries to crawl behind you to reacquire belt*

Rrrrrrrroasted! +1

*Desperately tries not to get eaten* +1 18

CRAP *redoubles efforts* +1 16

Now now, insults are hardly called for. Speak with your actions! Fight honorably for your side! +1 16

I’m assuming omnivores are exempt from the “consumption upon loss” rule? ...Right? +1 13