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Of course. +1 4/6

Woah woah woah. Eating people is one thing but their hearts? Really? I'm literally a rat right now and I find that offputting. +1 2

Aren't *shudder* us rats omnivores? +1 1

(Nope. It's from the best card game ever: Dominion! I steal all my non meme images from that game! Of course, once my art is good enough I intend to use it for my avatars lol) He cheated me! I fell off a tower and that really hurt, so I was like "ow" and he was like "here, have this painkiller...

*points at metatherat*

(Impressive! Mine is stolen from a card game. That's allowed for avatars right?)

(BTW, @FlannelFox, amazing PFP! Where'd you get it?)

*tentatively dips paw in the yogurt* *licks* ...I'm sorry, I can't register how this tastes (and admittedly it is... different...) due to the fact that I no longer have hands and that is taking all my attention.

All my own panic, worry, complaining, and weirdness aside... Why is that bad?

I WAS SWINDLED

The High Council of Knightly Elders:

Metatherat tricked me and you can see the results.

Damn it, chastity is like, the third most important knight virtue (and by far the hardest to regain). Maybe it'll wear off by then. *hides in discarded hat*

*sorry, couldn't find this meme done with a rat*

Fear not. Courting is the very last thing on my mind right now.

Yes! I mean no! I mean maybe! *finally relaxes* Thanks... Sorry for panicking earlier.

*is frozen in terror*

L-l-lady ... *blinks*

What's grooming? How and how often do I do it? Don't my teeth just grow forever? Should I gnaw on something? What can my digestive system handle now? Can rats still be knights? I've never met a non human knight but that doesn't mean they don't exist... *continues spiraling into infinite...

I'VE CONSUMED YOGURT BEFORE