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*takes potion and stows it away* Why thank you, kind rat! *reveals giant stack of papers* I'll just need you to sign here, here, initial here, printed signature here, pawprint there (don't worry, the ink comes out), your most recent honorable action here (no more than 10,000 words, preferably...

Sorry, but the High Council of Elder Knights aren't under the jurisdiction of the Bureau of Forms and Contracts. *sends in paperwork* *hours pass* Ah, a reply. *opens letter* "Thy requesteth f'r an equipment replacement couldst not beest process'd due to conc'rns about thy current hon'r...

*wakes up* Dang it! I really should keep my equipment under lock and key! I'll have to file for a replacement... *begins incredibly lengthy paperwork process*

Welp. Unfortunately, due to my human limitations, I must now go unconscious for about 8 hours or so. I pray there be no dishonorable shenanigans whilst I’m out of commission.

Yum. Strawberry ANYTHING is good in my experience. Glazed sour cream donut holes.

He Aint real, good luck. Oof.

*stares at drink* Tis... technically not dishonorable to consume alcohol? *drinks* Thanks dude.

*returns with all hair singed off, ashen face, and hat burnt* *sits down* ...I tried to self teach potion brewing, OK? Stop staring!

*pays Thrashy and storms out in fit of rage*

Yes, yes, eeeeexcellent... Now what's the real secret? ...That looks expensive. What's my tab so far?

*squints* Drink, drink some more! Feel free to continue until any ability to deceive has long since flown out the window. I'm sure no bad will come of it. Thrashy! Metatherat's drinks are on me!

*doesn't drink, skulks in corner until @metatherat seems sufficiently drunk* *approaches* Sooo, how's your day going? Good? Great. What's the secret to potion brewery? Is it some book in your possession or is it an inherited skill?

*walks into tavern in full armor* Ain't no bees stinging me.

Your psychology class is wrong. Your health class is... a Sith lord. Trust neither and learn for yourself.

I spend all day watching you. Don't wanna step on you. *troll face*

Hold on, you misinterpreted! I clearly meant your weaponized stench, not any stench inherent to the species! Believe me, prejudice is quite against any and all good codes of honor. And I'll pass.

I just realized, for all you skunks out there, during a time of plague such as this, you could argue that the horrible skunk stench is a BLESSING, as it will keep everyone away from you thus reducing the chances of infection!

A COUGH? Sick rats have slaughtered thousands of humans via disease spreading! Much less today's Coronavirus pandemic! *maintains proper social distancing protocol*

...was that a chuckle my finely tuned senses detected? *examines yogurt* *sniffs* smells faintly of vanilla... as it should... *shakes cup* *squints* is that a... purplish tinge? No, no, I'm seeing things. Regardless, can't be too careful. Would anyone like a small small cup of vanilla yogurt...