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I thank thee for laying down thine own preferences for my benefit and enjoyment. Truly, the greatest of virtues. ...Does anyone have a spoon?

*eats celebration Caesar salad*

Dost thou possess any yogurt of the vanilla variety?

This is the fastest game I've ever participated in! +1 21 Gg

A near perfect win awaits us, comrades! +1 16

Some of my friends have an interesting terminology. When we're playing a game (say, ping pong) and one person wins without the other scoring a point, the first person "skunked" the other person. I believe we are going to skunk the predators. (assuming we don't count the initiation of the game +1 14

Wouldn't vegetarians be +1? +1

Well, actually, ANY choice can be honorable as long as you stick with it to the end. The dishonorable move is switching sides halfway through when you're losing. +1 5

*plays that trumpet song that I can't remember the name but people yell "CHARGE" to go with it* +1 2

I just ate a cheesestick and prey are losing, so that's who I shall fight for today! +1 0

*shrugs* Go ahead. It would be unfair and hypocritical to dish it out and not take it. Mock my physical appearance all you like. But don't call me dishonorable. You've been warned.

Yum, but in a very different way than milk or white chocolate. Coffee. Black.

10 to 1 metatherat has a potion for that. Ha, you guys with your paws and your lice. Sure looks inconvenient. *wiggles fingers proudly*

XKCD!

Ooh, ooh, I've got a joke I stole from a webcomic! Metatherat, you think you're meta? I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym

*suppressed laughter snorting sound effect* I would. Have you considered sneaking it into people's drinks? Seems like a very ratlike move. And I'm invulnerable. *takes another sip*

And just so we're clear, they don't operate like @Guifrog's skin toxins. They must be ingested to have any effects. Right? *drinks from hip flask*