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  1. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Remember, it’s never the first suspect. And polygraphs always lie. And eyewitness testimony is flawed roughly 70% of the time. Good luck!
  2. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    How goes the investigation? Any leads?
  3. Arishipshape

    Ban the Person Above You

    Banned for not knowing how to edit a post (You can hit the little “edit” button next to the bit at the bottom that says when you posted, then you can fix little issues like an extra “@“! Super convenient, no shame in using it.)
  4. Arishipshape

    Ban the Person Above You

    Banned for possessing illegally high amounts of cuteness without a permit
  5. Arishipshape

    Inflammatory Thread Simulator

    *Posts a stupid definition of "a" that undermines your argument*
  6. Arishipshape

    Inflammatory Thread Simulator

    *Objects that actually, animals think they're furries*
  7. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Sometimes, if inspiration strikes, I'll randomly bust out a story in the "Bad Genies" or pred v prey threads, but no, I don't consistently write stories. I have a webcomic in the works... but it's waaaaaay in pre development. I've only barely got the plot scaffolded and I can't even draw it good...
  8. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *takes potion* *squints at it* *sniffs it* *shakes the bottle and listens to the sound the shake makes* *marks bottle "unknown potion (perhaps HONOR RESTORATION?) only use IN CASE OF EMERGENCY" and stows it in knight satchel* Thank you.
  9. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Awww, thank you! It was nothing. Really.
  10. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *files for a restraining order to keep you 100 feet away from me at all times* Look, it's nothing personal.
  11. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    A letter to Queen @Skittles... This letter is to inform you of the status of my quest. I set off on foot... The going was slow, as I've still not found a knightly steed. Of course, this didn't stop me. The sun and clouds rolled by me as I toiled tirelessly forward. The scent of fresh air, the...
  12. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Yes, my liege! *Sets off on epic quest*
  13. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    As long as they are at different times, I accept. ...Wait a second, I wasn't brave at all! *re dons tabard and puts on fake hermit beard* I refuse your consolation till I've regained my honor!
  14. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Awww man, I was just starting to grow my beard out! ...Thanks! That hermit cave was getting kinda damp.
  15. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Ooh, did he lose all honor and respect among noblepeople? I'd love some company in exile!
  16. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    I appreciate the gesture, good fellow, but hugs are wasted on such a wretch as I. Flee, lest my cowardice and dishonor rub off upon you and curse your life as it has cursed mine! ±0
  17. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Ah, thank you. I expected to pay handsomely but I'm certainly not complaining about this subversion of expectations. *pops cork* *stares* ... Nooo! I can't do it! I'm too much of a coward! Even mere temporary transformation freezes my blood to ponder! Oh the indignity! Here I am, ticket...
  18. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Wait there's potion that changes your appearance? Hahaha! Loophole! I shall be free of my thrice accursed contract yet! Where might I acquire some of this potion, and how permanent are its effects? Have you considered a career in knighthood? We knights always defend the helpless and...
  19. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *tosses you a small flail*
  20. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Yea! She wouldn't share state secrets with her most loyal knight! Don't trust her!
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