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Money means nothing if I must do what is against my conscious! Ok, when does my knightly contract expire.. *begins reading a gigantic scroll* Let's see... If I take an arrow to the knee, I'm automatically relieved of duty, but that would hurt like hell! A son of mine could take my stead as...

Oooh, perhaps business would be even better in the Mouselands. Where can a human make an honest living round these parts? I thought knighthood was that but CLEARLY I was mistaken.

Nay, nay, I swore a knightly oath to my liege lord and as such am bound to the Queen's will, regardless of how irrational or crazy said lord may behave. Of course, if the Queen approves my resignation, I wholly intend to set up shop in Skunk Hollow (if you'll have me after my unfortunate display...

"Classified"? Is "knight" not a high enough position for you? Fie! What a disgrace to my name. The Queen, unwilling to share state secrets with her most loyal advocate! I'm halfway tempted to resign! But, alas, that would be dishonorable. I am not a treacherous traitor who betrays. Then again...

A friend of mine was like "I'm a furry" and I was like "wth is a furry" and he was like "anyone who likes anthropomorphic animals is a furry" and I was like "cool where do furries congregate" and he was like "fur affinity" and I was like "sweet"

Here, some background music for your investigation! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zZHIDGghP8

Holy smokes, a bat! First one I've seen! I like your avatar! Welcome to these forums! I wish you the finest of luck in your socialization efforts. The previous posters beat me to the punch, but indeed, the forum games are an excellent starting point. Out of curiosity, what kinds of film and...

I should've known!

Cripes! The room of secrecy isn't secure! *drags Skittles to even more ultra secret catacombs so no spies will overhear* *oh, and OOC for a second, cool map!*

Uhhh... Be right back. *drags @Skittles to secret emergency meeting room* Is this entire kingdom dependent upon commercial relations with these insurgents?

Well there you have it. Rebel scum shall get their just desserts.

You say I've been duped? Hmmm... Though I believe I am right, I should look into this, just to be safe. Hey @Skittles! We're the good guys right?

The treaty was a grace and privilege to begin with! Annexation of all surrounding territories is only the natural course of so fair, pure, and powerful an empire such as Skittles'! Your acceptance is behind the point. All will fall before the might of the empire! Make it easier for yourselves...

You could... ooze on people. I don't really know, I care more about your principles than how much you'll actually affect the impending battle. Pish posh. @Skittles has brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to the empire. Submit to the monarchical authority and enjoy the benefits! Taxes...

Wow. Impressive. That takes guts, I assumed some sort of baleful polymorph situation. But I'm afraid the rules of honorable battle and engagement don't allow a non-skunk to partake on the skunk side of the skunk uprising, so you're disqualified. Unless you wish to submit to Skittles' rule as I...

Thrashy! How did you come to this low state of sea cucumber-ness, and how do you plan to partake in the skunk uprising without the proper species qualilfications?

Banned because no furry avatar (uh oh)

*salutes* *takes nose plugs. armor, a spear, a shield, and a small flail* *returns* If anyone wants to harm the Queen, it will be over my dead body. Oh, you might want this. *hands Skittles a noseplug*

WHOMST HATH SUMMONED THE NEWLY KNIGHTED Ah my liege. Greetings. I hear there's an impending insurrection that needs smiting?

...*cough*