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I absolutely REFUSE to lose this staring contest.

I used to work up in Connecticut building a high rise hotel. My father was superintendant of the job. This was many, many years ago. across the street some guys parked a bus and started selling sandwiches out of that bus. They made the best meatball grinders, and I ate one at least once a...

The button tells you I don't have an account.

Morning @TR273 . Waking up beats the alternative... Never waking up.

That doesn't sound good. *Looks for the cancel order button* The button makes you pay for my package. Wait... that sounds so wrong. :confused::eek::rolleyes:

It looks like your fox ate way too much cheese. I feel the samy way. I don't care if you overslept either! :p:D

I, too, am a predator, so you better prey! -1 -8

The button randomly changes your age every hour.

You know what oysters are good for? Roasting! Build you a nice fire, put a piece of sheet metal over it, pour out a pile of oysters, and cover them with wet towels. They steam open and you put a shot of shrimp sauce on them. Mmmmm.

The button gives you a warning that something terrible will happen if you push the button again, but you will get a nice, fresh, tuna fish sandwich.

The button makes it so that every time you make a post of the Forums, THIS happens:

Face painter at the Fair.

Learning self-dependance is always a good thing.:)

*Facepaws*

That just sounds like "Trash" talk. :rolleyes::p;)

We have a Crocus blooming in the front yard now. I'm in Memphis, Tennessee. We have robins year round here. A lot of folks don't know that robins used to be a game bird. *Gotta cook up some robin stew*;)

Bacon for EVERYBODY! -1 -3

*Gives you a pair of glasses* Not even! I predict a particular blue frog.

I'm running a D&D campaign for my buddy straight out of my head without dice or paper or anything. He is playing a Rakshasa demon. He's lawful evil and he blew up a whole ship and crew just to kill one individual. Just a little bit of overkill I would say.