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*Psst* Want some catnip?

*Puts on his best morning face* Good morning!

Thanks... I needed a hug today. :)

:eek:I'm never drinking tequila again!:rolleyes:

Tobacc-kit

Bad Idea: Avoiding paying credit card bills. Good idea: Digging for gold.

Meh... I've had worse. I ate at a restaurant in Missouri. The name of the place was EAT, and all of the Ss on the hand written menu were backwards. The guy in the kitchen was pressing the burger patties under his arm pit to flatten them out. I don't want to know how he made the donuts. -1 -6

Welcome back.

So do I. It was 1955

You need help... but it won't help. Do you play chess?

Welcome back, Kotter. lol

You push the button... nothing seems to happen. You push it again, and again, nothing seems to happen. You angrily push it 20 more times. A voice says, "22 nuclear missles have now launched. You have three minutes to evacuate to the shelters."

Chef at Texas de Brazil.

I like lizard with BBQ sauce. :rolleyes: -1 -4

You ninja'd me. I argued over a penny once. It was collectible. If you could become any animal in the world, what would it be?

Like this: If you could become any animal in the world, what would it be?

Purple is the new black.

Bad idea: Reading between the lines in a comic book. Good idea: Taking young kids fishing.

Big Red

... but I like lizard. -1 -2