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*sits down dramatically* What did I miss?

I suspect modern art is somewhat like the emperor’s new suit. Everyone pretends they can see deep, rich beauty and meaning in it and you just look bad if you don’t see it so no one calls it out for the junk it is. Except the oblivious (and secretly smarter than everyone else) among us.

This hug crazy maniac has held the win for too long. For too long, I say! I hereby reclaim it in the name of Skittles, the rightful Queen of this thread!

*is in a secret bunker listening in on the conversation with a wiretap and writing down what's happening to try to deduce where the win is so as to bring it to its rightful owner, the Queen* *adjusts dial* *adjusts headset* "Boop"??

Just hit the “eggs, crackers, and pickle relish” button.

Right. Therefore, I’m exempt from your button induced posterior strikes.

Can prey do THIS *eats steak*

WOAH WOAH hold it hold it, the button makes a distinction between those honorably fighting for the prey and actual prey, right?

Let me get this straight. Someone could surpass you by creating beer of IMpossibly high quality?

*The button's audio sensors sense taunting and initiates button self destruct sequence*

I believe it would be prudent of me to inform all present that, as we have no idea what exactly each of these buttons do, we would be ill-advised to continue pressing them. Someone could get hurt. Or property damage could ensue. Or an ecological disaster could be triggered. Or the stonk market...

*smuggles in barrels of contraband water to sell on the black market to those that don't want to get drunk or die of thirst*

Royalty, suppressed pomp, legitimately happy about something (which is a rare occasion for this person), eyes that could stare into the soul, and a subdued partiality for frills.

Hey, now, don't waste all the pie on loser predator faces! Save me a slice!

You're too kind... I'm just doing my job. *hoists prey flag and plants it to commemorate victory*

OW MY EARS +1 20 Victory is sweet!

At long last, after my most humbling defeat 4 to 1 at the hands of the predators, I fight for the prey side and lead them to victory! ...Ok, maybe I didn't LEAD so much as ASSIST... Close enough. +1 18

You think that's impressive? I can spin 720° on my swivel chair. +1 17