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*nervous gulp* Wouldn’t I be a poor test subject for cosmetics intended for non humans? I’d much rather settle out of court with cash, if that’d be ok... actually I don’t have any cash but I’m pretty sure precious metals are good enough... +1

And what thing is that? I assure you, I shall make it right post haste if you but alert me. +1

*practices golf swing... WITHOUT a golf ball* +1 12/13

If X, therefore not X? Your logic is flawed. +1 11/12

*examines Cosmic’s windows to see how much I owe* +1 11/12

We most certainly do. All the— OW OW OW STOP IT I’LL PAY FOR IT OW +1 10?

*stays in front of Spilogale Pygmaea out of fear and watches carefully* +1 10

*practices shot put throw* +1 11

Called it. I said HISTORY would vindicate me. +1 12

*attempts backflip* *falls on face* +1 12

Thanks for the backup! Though I didn’t know ghosts constituted prey. +1 11

I didn’t know you were a contortionist. +1 11

*does a legstand* +1 10

I was trying to release the unjustly captured... who was it? I save so many people from kidnappings it’s hard to keep track. Regardless, I’m sure history will vindicate me. +1 9

*examines statue as if it was real to aid in distraction* +1 8

*Posts like Quick Man* +1 7

Well crud, I hope my indecent smell doesn’t annoy @Skittles... *takes a second bath, just in case* +7

My alert sensors indicate an incoming birb! +1 6

Thanks a lot. I hadn’t noticed. #notsarcastic *takes a bath* +1 4

Well, no, it was never destroyed, per se, it was never functional to begin with. +1 4