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Finally. Now I can go back to my olfactory free inner peace. +1 2

I’ve been given a very attractive offer of de-skunk spraying cure should I fight for the prey. Now, I still choose my side based on principles and whatnot, but seriously. Who could turn down not smelling horrible? +1 0

/s Coronavirus.

Gesundheit

Welcome! Enjoy your stay! (don't worry, the majority of users have furry avatars, I'm just also new and thus sans-fursona)

Thrashy be like

It was actually a stink bomb I triggered. Got any cures for those?

Welp, I'm back from my quest to find a cure for the horrendous stench that plagued me all these days. It was a failure but it turns out if you give it enough time, bad smells go away on their own. Thanks a lot, Spilogale Pygmaea.

Granted. Whatever is wished by the next fur (which isn’t me: notice the lack of fur on my avatar as of now) will be wished at a wishing well. I wish to be able to watch The Shawshank Redemption for the first time again.

Ahhh, a new face. Welcome. Make yourself at home.

*bleeped four letter word* I mean, Duce. “Duce is an Italian title, derived from the Latin word dux "leader", and a cognate of duke.”

Granted. Now, every non-squirrel animal in the vicinity will raid the bird feeders. I wish to be able to shut off and turn on my emotions at will.

Granted. Angry mobs of toilet paper deprived masses storm your new fortress and dismantle it. Also they brought Coronavirus. I wish to be immune to Coronavirus.

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... I was born with a defective nose! I am invulnerable to your— *nose functions properly for the first time in my life due to excessive power of smell* OH SHIT I can’t figure out if I’m happy to experience smell or just dead. They say it is better to have loved and lost, than to have never...

*sneaks behind @Spilogale Pygmaea/Giovanni and pokes the Pokeball button with a stick*

Got Falcon Punched.

Step 1. Create a character (by definition a furry one). If this is hard, well, I sympathize with you, but there are many resources out there for you to read and research character creation. Conveniently, you already know one character very well: yourself! Your fursona can easily be simply you...