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*turns trusty steed around 180 degrees* There, I turned around, as dictated. However, I shall not take my leave without the Queen's assurance that all is well.

*is confused* I was under the impression-- @Skittles, is this true? Did I just doom myself to an illegitimate door destruction repair charge?

*arms self with aforementioned tickle-proof armor, a lance, and a shield* *dramatically slams down helmet visor* It's Queen-saving time. Hyaa! *rides in on trusty steed and breaks down door to wherever Skittles is held captive* @Toby_Morpheus, I've come to negotiate the Queen's release...

Ribs

Behold, the queen hath spoken. Say, Skittles, have you considered investing in a herald to speak your royal proclamations? I hear most monarchs prefer to let a trained shouter do their elocutions.

Granted. Knowledge is power, so you now know all the social media. You are driven to madness by the sheer insanity-inducing-ness of the interwebz. I wish to be able to stop time to accomplish all I want to accomplish.

Tubs

Yum. Apple slices and goldfish.

Bacon FTW. This video about sums it up.

Lurk

Lyre

Yum, but it can’t hold a candle to Gouda. Americanized Chinese food.

Pigs, uncooked eggs, and a cow all fall directly on your head. Breakfast is served. I wish for an Apple Pencil.

*acquires tickle-proof armor available only to knights and slams visor down dramatically*

Dork

Or maybe I’ll suddenly have a fursona and be locked into a side! Who knows? Although the neutral 0 is an interesting tool that I intend to use if I’m way too late and a side is losing. That’s cool.

I’’m still not entirely sure how I decide whom I fight for. All I know is that I don’t switch sides mid battle. That would make me a treacherous traitor who betrays. I suppose pinging me is a good way to get me on your side lol. I also suppose if Queen Skittles were to demand I fight for any...

Behold, as for the first time ever I have been summoned to partake of— Dang it, I’m late to the party. Sorry, preds. That’s what I get for trying to read Les Miserables.

Granted. It is uncooked. I wish I had a cool helmet.