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Looks poisonous, I'll stay away...

Blasphemy! Simo is no god! ...Right?

I'm afraid pizza has long since been adulterated by pineapple.

Poof ...JK Poll.

His tails are bigger than the rest of him!

Fudge. We already export tea, I was trying to increase the economic diversity of your kingdom's wares. Oh well, tea it is. *reads "how to grow tea"*

My liege, I request permission for funding to cultivate coffee beans on my 100 acres of land.

A pencil. The pen is mightier than the sword.

Pope

Granted. But the power only works by reverting 3 furries to regular form for each 1 furry you transform. I wish I could use the legendary rising dragon punch. Or, in its original Japanese, the "shoryuken".

"Brettanomyces is a non-spore forming genus of yeast in the family Saccharomycetaceae" ...Yuck. Pineapple.

I don't think they would handle it at all. They would probably cry foul or forgery and claim that the alien records were counterfeited by either the aliens or by whatever human government is in power at the time. If aliens were to make first contact, what would happen?

Oh! That explains it. My bet is something around 99,999. @Groggy

YUUUUUM Ceasar salad

Poor Groggy. Why y'all gotta ping him like that?

Super Metroid. Best game of all time.

Ohhh I wish I was classy and cultured enough to react "yum" honestly... alas, despite my best efforts I find sushi Yuck. Lemon meringue pie.

You should be honored that the Queen deigned so graciously to lend you her attention.