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Has learned about 10% of the ropes

Welcome! Enjoy your time on the forums! Good luck in your pursuits.

With all due respect, my liege, aren't Saturday and Sunday already weekly national holidays? If you add another non-working weekday, productivity of your subordinates will go down by roughly 20%

Granted. There is one, and it’s held in Fortress Knox, as the most valuable artifact in the government’s possession. I wish to be a captain.

Success! Enjoy your new condo! Here's hoping it isn't cursed or anything!

Welp... 4 on 1... *sadly flies the white flag*

*makes escape, sabotages pasta fleet* +1 -3

*creates fake noodles out of zucchini and attempts to buy passage out of predator lands with it* +1 -3

*hands contraband pasta sauce to fruit mermaid and makes a run for it* +1 -3

*smuggles pasta sauce past predator security* +1 -2

*begins swimming towards sinking prey vessel* *eats salad on the way* +1 -1

*dives into vegetable sea* +1 0

*clings to the Titanic* No! I joined this ship, and with it I will go to the depths! +1 0

Eat pasta, drive fasta! +1 1

Mayday, mayday, predators have overtaken the thread, I repeat, predators have overtaken the thread! Prey needs backup, stat! +1 1

*new knight helmet protects against aerial assaults* +1 2

Nooo! 3 on 1! What a first battle for a newly appointed knight! I shall go down with the prey! +1 2

Don't. +1 3

Oh no, my alerts tell me that more predator backup is incoming... EDIT: I'm allowed to double post if I only change the count once right?