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Pawing off is fun to say because of the mental images. What are us girls supposed to say? Fap? Well it doesn't make that noise! T.T I wrote in to my newspaper accusing a 36-year-old dude of using logical fallacies in his argument of why he dislikes Obama.

Okami was full of terribly easy boss fights. However, my striving to collect all the beads turned the game into something challenging.

Then I shall dub the Captain Delicious. I wonder if the mods know of my scheme to rule the world yet.

Why thankyou GummyBear. You can be Captain Delicious if you want. *lights cigar and throws Desume a rawhide bone*

I'll call epic fail as soon as we're done moving these nondescript boxes. Move along.

But with paintballs you get more shots in before they expire. ^.^

Ayup, that's why I'm suggesting you post something better.

Killing people with paintballs is vicious. XD

Long title to get the point across. Anyways, my sister and I were talking about some bread (quite a bit of it too) for a dollar. The conversation went like this: Her: I mean, it was only a dollar... Me: *looks at it* Looks Jewish. *sniffs it* Smells Jewish. Her: How Jewish? Me: Jewish enough...

This is where the whole "arms dealing" comes in handy. Your faith shall be tested...

=o Someone else likes Duo?

Lololol firebombs beat normal fire. Tycho is now promoted to Lord Safety-is-off.

Name: Java Age: (Changes with my age) Currently 17 Gender: Female (Looks gender-neutral most of the time) Species: Snow tiger x spotted hyena crossbreed, thus Tyena or Hyger. Height and weight: 5'10" and 120 lbs. Appearance, overall: Only looks like a hyena around the muzzle (which is...

It's because I'm not native Japanese. I have German, Russian, and Irish in me, but no Japanese. Besides, Japanese names are somewhat overused nowdays. Good news for you guys: I'm creating a female companion to Java. I'm not exactly sure what she's going to turn out as, but eh.

Hero: Heero from Gundam Wing? Haha, no. DUO FROM GW KICKS ASS Villian: Apos from Mnemosyne. He basically spends all day in a castle eating and playing chess; he occasionally goes out of his way to torture people who can't die. And he has breasts, a vagina, and manly bits. Apos can classify as...

May Yggdrasil take all your memories of sex so you become a virgin once again in mind.

I used to use some hard stuff. Cocaine, ecstasy, meth, shrooms. I'm actually against it now simply because I can't function well on drugs, even as simple as nicotine. I'm a very analytical and somewhat obsessive-compulsive person, and all drugs tend to make me feel worse. Edit: Postnumbah 1,000!

I believe we're finally creating a valid religion. *smokes cigar* Cigar Master Ariel, please bring me another case.

I think spiritual paths do indeed make people kinder, in the general sense. It's just when your God is something other than basically good or neutral that problems begin to occur.

Elder Prophet Tycho, I need you to disguise the guns as flowers and the grenades as bulbs