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Ah, welcome, Niedlich. *hands the folf an invitation* Today is the first Fox Defenestration day, and I'd like to formally invite you to the banquet in honor of the queen's recent defenestration of those that would oppose her. I mean, um, *consults book of translation* Awooo.

*crawls into cellar* WE'RE OUT OF SALT *starts throwing random crates, bottles, and spices out of the cellar. hopefully they didn't hit anyone* Wait no I found some.

*meticulously lights every single fancy candle at the now pristine shining dining hall table*

Oh, I assure you, I have plenty of free will. For instance, I just spent ten seconds telling you about how I have free will instead of-Oops, ten seconds are up, back to work. *dusts off large feasting table*

*hides elation at receiving monarchical favor and devotes all attention to perfecting the art of making giant vats of vegetable soup*

Perfect. Now we should be able to go 300 guilders under budget! I'm sure the queen will be most pleased with my thrifty ways!

I need twenty gallons for the impending feast held in honor of the first Fox Defenestration day.

Hello! At the moment, Costco is currently holding a pretty good sale on their iPads. However, because my income is relatively limited, I can only afford the cheapest model simply called the "iPad". I've asked multiple creators of my favorite artworks here what they use to make their art, and...

*drops an entire baguette into soup vat* Ok, you've crossed the line. For this I shall not stand. If I'm to be insulted, I'm going to know exactly what for. What the heck is a "brownnoser"?

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sounds of me preparing the aforementioned gigantic feast. *opens closet, only for dozens of pots and pans to loudly clang out* If you have an issue you can take it up with the queen, long may she live. *begins soup and salad preperation*

Hooray! Long live the queen! Today shall forever be commemorated as "Fox Defenestration" day! Let us hold a feast in honor of the queen's glorious action!

Rile

Tried to listen but the sound kept jumping from ear to ear

Pipe

Ping

Pone "unleavened cornbread in the form of flat oval cakes or loaves, originally as prepared with water by North American Indians and cooked in hot ashes."

*offers Universe a reconciliatory head pat*

Granted. For Reggie's first trick, he will hypnotize his owner into becoming his personal servant. I wish I could win any fight of any kind.

Ping Pong. I played it for 3 hours straight and didn't even notice that it was physically strenuous till I stopped. Then I was like "Oh wow I'm sore". I imagine real tennis would be even more physically draining, but it's kinda cold for that RN.