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  1. Arishipshape

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    Ah, welcome, Niedlich. *hands the folf an invitation* Today is the first Fox Defenestration day, and I'd like to formally invite you to the banquet in honor of the queen's recent defenestration of those that would oppose her. I mean, um, *consults book of translation* Awooo.
  2. Arishipshape

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    *crawls into cellar* WE'RE OUT OF SALT *starts throwing random crates, bottles, and spices out of the cellar. hopefully they didn't hit anyone* Wait no I found some.
  3. Arishipshape

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    *meticulously lights every single fancy candle at the now pristine shining dining hall table*
  4. Arishipshape

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    Oh, I assure you, I have plenty of free will. For instance, I just spent ten seconds telling you about how I have free will instead of-Oops, ten seconds are up, back to work. *dusts off large feasting table*
  5. Arishipshape

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    *hides elation at receiving monarchical favor and devotes all attention to perfecting the art of making giant vats of vegetable soup*
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    Perfect. Now we should be able to go 300 guilders under budget! I'm sure the queen will be most pleased with my thrifty ways!
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    I need twenty gallons for the impending feast held in honor of the first Fox Defenestration day.
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    Art created on iPads

    Hello! At the moment, Costco is currently holding a pretty good sale on their iPads. However, because my income is relatively limited, I can only afford the cheapest model simply called the "iPad". I've asked multiple creators of my favorite artworks here what they use to make their art, and...
  9. Arishipshape

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    *drops an entire baguette into soup vat* Ok, you've crossed the line. For this I shall not stand. If I'm to be insulted, I'm going to know exactly what for. What the heck is a "brownnoser"?
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    Sorry, I can't hear you over the sounds of me preparing the aforementioned gigantic feast. *opens closet, only for dozens of pots and pans to loudly clang out* If you have an issue you can take it up with the queen, long may she live. *begins soup and salad preperation*
  11. Arishipshape

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    Hooray! Long live the queen! Today shall forever be commemorated as "Fox Defenestration" day! Let us hold a feast in honor of the queen's glorious action!
  12. Arishipshape

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    Tried to listen but the sound kept jumping from ear to ear
  13. Arishipshape

    Game: Change one letter of a 4-letter word

    Pone "unleavened cornbread in the form of flat oval cakes or loaves, originally as prepared with water by North American Indians and cooked in hot ashes."
  14. Arishipshape

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    *offers Universe a reconciliatory head pat*
  15. Arishipshape

    Game: bad genies

    Granted. For Reggie's first trick, he will hypnotize his owner into becoming his personal servant. I wish I could win any fight of any kind.
  16. Arishipshape

    Fun ways to exercise?

    Ping Pong. I played it for 3 hours straight and didn't even notice that it was physically strenuous till I stopped. Then I was like "Oh wow I'm sore". I imagine real tennis would be even more physically draining, but it's kinda cold for that RN.
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    *suppresses every flinch reflex and awkwardly hugs back*

    *suppresses every flinch reflex and awkwardly hugs back*
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