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*hands you a microwave safety recommendations pamphlet*

What? Oh, nonono, I much prefer to keep my cognitive functions at maximal capacity, especially during unfamiliar situations. *audible gulp* But I very much appreciate the gesture. Many thanks. I'm gonna, uh, go over... there. Somewhere. *claims chair by pool and averts all eye contact*

*witnesses neighbor two doors down get arrested* What the--not liking the party is a crime!? *sneaks into party* Hello, I'm here, enjoying partying and doing party like things. *nervously takes sip from canteen*

*exits house* Consarn it, I'm trying to get some academic work done, can't yall keep the volume--oh crap a pool party where I don't know anyone *rapidly flees back into house*

Nay, thus far I've yet to sight a single fur-based munition launched. Of course, you're entirely correct about the good-ness of the time.

New prompt: a character gets a wardrobe change!

Part 2: Despite the poor introduction, Lucas' spirits weren't crushed in the slightest. Especially when he got to rub his hands over the dials, levers, pulleys, and buttons of the Anne. They were pristine, shiny, all shades of grey, red, and silver. An engineer's dream. Hold on... "The...

You're too kind. I have no posted work. Yet. I'm working in tandem with Darknessdawn on a longer story but it's still in the early phases of production. "YES!" The cry of jubilation could be heard through the whole house. A confused, sleepy roommate stumbled into the sitting room from which...

Part 2: Meanwhile, chaos and disorder reigned at the town hall. Some argued that the hostages should stay there, where it was safe. Others demanded that, seeing as the guard was incapacitated, they should storm out and reclaim their various wares and supplies. Eventually, John's order was...

John awoke to the all too familiar sound of silence, and hit the snooze bar out of tradition. His alarm clock had long since run out of power, and batteries were a far too highly valued commodity to waste his precious resources on. Besides, he didn't have anywhere to be. He stretched, his...

*holds door for Minerva_Minx and quietly exits myself*

*realizes drink is on plate* ... *is embarrassed*

Now how exactly am I supposed to get to the top of the house? What do I look like, a gymnast?

I'd like 2 medium wins with a side of fries, please.

Awww, you shouldn't have! Oh my God that's flipping amazing!! The tie! The demeanor! I love it! I can hardly tear my eyes away to hit the "Post Reply" button but I have to summon the willpower sometime lol

Granted. Within two weeks nine out of ten furries have succumbed to some sort of disease easily prevented with proper sanitation. I wish to be able to speed up any bureaucracy I might encounter by ten times. (I.E. a form is supposed to take 2 weeks process so it instead takes 33.6 hours)

Holy smokes I love this artstyle! The muted colors on a vibrant but undetailed background are insanely popping! It's incredibly simple yet carefully detailed! The linework is a mess, yet in a good way that still conveys meaning! That or it's actually perfectly organized and I'm just awful at...

Noooooo! My life savings! Curse you probability 101! I'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket instead!

Cool! *descends to gift shop and returns with about a hundred false wins in arms* Even if they're not well made, surely if I get enough I'll get lucky and one will last. It's basic probability.