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Where does one acquire a fabricated win?

I'll get my tax evasion charge papers prepared.

Granted, @TR273 Two brothers were trudging through the desert, weak from water deprivation. Eventually, the elder died. Despite his ghastly state, the younger managed to limp to a nearby ghost town. Only the tavern showed any signs of life, so he dramatically opened the doors. All manner of...

Granted. The helpless denizens of the Chocolate Kingdom now turn to you for a solution for the vast array of problems that beset them, including but not limited to: All infrastructure being made of chocolate and thus melting rapidly Constant war with the neighboring Gummy Bear lands No economic...

I find unconscious comrades typically don't respond well to sudden yeets. Friendly word of warning.

Nay, Megamuffin, thou art the strange one, for thou dost not comprehend the joys of coff--I mean, boiling leaf water.

... *whistles innocently and dumps mug of black liquid out window*

Megamuffin, have you any relation to the famous Mega Man?

All fear the great, mighty, and mysterious Megamuffin... Surely our Queen shall protect us from the muffin-ey wiles of these spirits?

Granted. Your blimp should be arriving shortly. I wish for a photographic memory.

I was under the impression "floof" and "Queen" were nouns? Truly, the native lexicon is most baffling. Condolences for your current state of health, WarriorWhispers. I empathize with your plight. Get well soon!

Behold: thine monarch hath spoken. Thou dost dare contradict the queen? Thine insolence is most foolhardy, Mr. Fox.

Breaking news! Explosion/implosion-invulnerable housing market skyrockets 10,000%!

Pardon? I was under the impression "Awoo" was a form of greeting? *flips through translation book* ...Hmm. It's context dependent.

I have a small pez dispenser collection. I'm unjustifiably quite proud of it. Also imagine the person in the above pic finds my 2 pound stash of pez...

Posh

Read a meaningful book. That is the quickest way I know to dispel boredom and meaninglessness in any given day. The library is both free and a way to get out of the house!

I'm not sure, but rumor has it he forges his malpractice insurance papers.

I believe "masquerade" is quite fun to say.