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The button makes you stop floating.

Arrested for wearing that hat after Christmas.

*Hides*

Banned for being controlled by rules.

I'm going to cook a turkey for New Years. -1 5

What the heck did I walk into here?

Cougars: Ghost Cats, Mountain Screamer Florida Panthers are called Swamp Stalkers Squirrels... I've always called them Tree Rats. Bears: Teddies, Huggie Bears, Another one for Sabertooths is Tar Pitty Kitty Red Panda: Asian Trash Panda Coyotes: Road Kill Warriors Wolves: Pack Puppies Lions...

*Hugs back*

Well, this is definitely an improvement!

Cork

Hard

*Spanks you because you said it was fun.*

Quit touching yourself. You'll go blind. Tags @Zehlua and @Guifrog

The button turns off your loud neighbor's stereo.

Lose the music. Would you rather have a shorter life as a real anthro animal, or a longer life and give up being Furry?

Diamond is my birthstone, but I would say a sapphire, because I'm true blue. Have you ever seen an antique item that you couldn't figure out what it was?

ZZzzzzz *snore*

Fruits (sorry... missed the connection)

But I AM a grumpy old fart. Banned for leaving owl pellets on my car.

Sabertooths are Sabers, Fang kitties, Long toothed doofus cats, Kitty can openers. tar pit mammoth munchers.