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Banned for assuming that I eat millipedes.

*Laughs and points at the "trash panda".

*Offers you some nice, hot, crispy bacon for your toast* -1 -5

*Roars at the millipede... drowning out his chittering*

The button makes millipedes incredibly tasty and hunted after.

Kinda, but not really anymore. I still think someone blue is coming along.

*Waits a half hour and then eats another burger* -1 -5

Why do you park in the driveway but drive on the parkway?

Cream

*Watches the "trash panda" eat*.

The button activates the can of bug spray.

*Eats a bowl of chicken soup.*

Banned for eating all the leaves.:p

I don't turn away from a scrap. I predict someone canid.

*Has a burger on a bun and a bottle of Bud* -1 -4

This is an amazing piece of acting by Orson Welles. He did this monologue for the movie Moby Dick in 1956. He was paid a huge sum of money to do this part. He showed up on the set and accomplished his task in one take.

I have to go finish a funeral program that is getting picked up early tomorrow morning. Later y'all

*Lays siege to your castle for the win.*